Macaroni and fuck it

Yes officer, this comment right here.

Getting strong Lionel Hutz vibes from the comma placement..."No, sex!"

I prefer the simple dy/my/dy/my format (with the year reversed for added ease of use). For example, today would be 14/02/70/72.

NIST and ISO have stopped responding to my emails, but I'm optimistic that the Türk Standardları Enstitüsü will eventually adopt it as their preferred standard.

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Please, hold on to this reality as long as you can.

Yeah, this is going into the rotation

Based on the shadow, I'm assuming the plane that took these photos is approximately 3 miles long.

Everybody's out here asking who is Jeff, what is Jeff, but nobody's asking how is Jeff.

My favorite part of this entire article is the author referring to Trump as a "former game show host."

My brain scrambled "war cash" into "car wash" and I was ready to grab my pitchfork over legislators getting free car washes.

Yeah, but I think I have like half of those devices in a desk drawer.