I know you're joking, but for the benefit of others - the video states that 'ultra-processed' foods are those that tend to be cheap and ready to eat, packaged to last a long time and designed to be habit-forming. And no, not all food is ultra-processed. Adam confirms that yes they're bad for you - though it's not just the ingredients but the lifestyle they promote and the affordability of them which factor into the problem.
So the video is most definitely not pro ultra-processed.
Hhhhmmm my initial assumption was that the cells in your donated testicles would eventually be replaced by those with the host's DNA. But apparently I'm wrong - after transplants you have to take immunosuppressants because the donated organs stay genetically foreign for the rest of your life. So yes, it seems like the sperm would carry your genes.