When life gives you lemons, don’t make lemonade. Make life take the lemons back. I don’t want you damn lemons what am I supposed to do with these!? Demand to see life’s manager! Make life rue the day it thought it could give CAVE JOHNSON lemons, do you know who I am? I’m the man who’s gonna BURN your house down! With the LEMONS! I’m gonna have my engineers invent a COMBUSTIBLE LEMON that burns your house down!

• Totally not Cave Johnson

Yo, been trying to get myself to start eating yogurt. Kept procrastinating on it XD

That being said, once in a while I’d take a stick and beat the shit out of the bed to remind it who’s actually the boss.

My denial is probably acting up again

Edit: My dumb phone autocorrecting me

Mouth watered, and I can smell it through the phone screen ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)

Try some Coffee~

Learned stick but drive auto nowadays and probably forgotten how to drive stick. But I can feel your words, reminds me of learning my my Dad's old Saga where the biting point is very specific. Stalled it most of the time XD. Edit: grammar and double typed

Slaps #1 bobby pin onto skin 👍

Morning runny nose. Office nearly no people, some went MC. Could've MC myself too XD but couldn't bother to get a doctors note.

Oh Hi, welcome welcome

Chilly, cloudy. Why'd I have to work today, T v T

CHHHEEEEEEESE!!!

Hi everyone, thank you mods for making this and hope this can be new home from reddit. Also !@#$ you spez.