When people talk about a two state solution, I always remember the tweet that's like 'two palestines? seems like overkill, but i like where your head's at"

one of my best friends is dying. has had detiorating health for years and docs called me today that it's the end. focusing on trying to make the rest of his time as comfortable as possible but it's so hard knowing I'll never see him again.

yeah she and i have already butted heads before when she dated a cop.... she sure knows how to pick em.

my sister is dating an ex-idf soldier (american who went over, colonized for a bit, and came back), which is almost worse in my opinion. I was hoping they would break up (still have a chance, they are only a couple months in and have already been on-off), but idk what I'll say to him if i ever have to meet him.

if the first words out of his mouth aren't "oh my god I was so young and stupid and I am spending as much time and money and energy to rectify my mistake" then my next words will make my sister probably never want to talk to me ever again lol.

I am so pumped. I've been telling my friends/roommates about it for a while now, and for xmas, my roommate planned a trip. Thankfully we can hit totality with a couple hour drive, so i am no sure if we will just go up that day, or do a whole weekend thing.

I am mad cuz my home town is like perfectly on the line, so they dont have to do anything, just walk outside lol.

a lot of libraries don't do late fines, but they will charge them the fee. which is to say, they have no way of policing that, so the most they can really do is just block them from checking any more books out.

i guess girlbossing and slayqueening is illegal now...

😞

crack a beer or whatever other celebratory beverage you choose. i hope your dying moments were miserable PISS BITCH!

can someone explain a logic that is non-kink, non-eugenecist, non-supremacist? is there? like.... what

i love that they didn't think there was color in 1979

idk if 'embarassingly' late, but, I assumed that doggy style was always anal, and vaginal sex was missionary for a while lol.

your hobby being "consumption" is cringe.

This is kinda how I'm starting to feel about me collecting vinyl records. I love them, and love my collection, but sometimes I sit and I'm like 'what's the point?' but then that feeling expands outward to life in general, and I'm like... whatever, I'm gonna keep collecting my big inefficient music.