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[-] ProfessorOwl_PhD@hexbear.net 56 points 2 years ago

Corpse wankers coming to steal your precious fluids

[-] save_vs_death@hexbear.net 50 points 2 years ago

getting myself a do not jack off bracelet

[-] NephewAlphaBravo@hexbear.net 29 points 2 years ago

getting a Saw bomb collar strapped to my nuts so nobody can take my vital essence after I die

[-] envis10n@hexbear.net 9 points 2 years ago
[-] Rom@hexbear.net 7 points 2 years ago

not even safe in death smh

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[-] mayo_cider@hexbear.net 45 points 2 years ago

"BRING BACK OUR CHILDREN NOW."

The most aggressive call to action for necrophilia I've heard in a while

[-] Flyberius@hexbear.net 40 points 2 years ago

His geneseed sounds weak anyway.

[-] FlakesBongler@hexbear.net 33 points 2 years ago

No Secondary Heart

No Lyman's Ear

No Betcher's Gland

Not even worth harvesting his progenoids

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[-] hexaflexagonbear@hexbear.net 37 points 2 years ago

I feel like they should've collected the cum before the battle. But I'm no cumologist.

[-] Kuori@hexbear.net 36 points 2 years ago* (last edited 2 years ago)

"bring our children home so they can drop a fat load in their wives"

um

[-] hexaflexagonbear@hexbear.net 38 points 2 years ago

I think the children in question here might be the cum lol

[-] Kuori@hexbear.net 16 points 2 years ago

oh my god of course they are

i don't know if i'm really dim or that's just an incredible thing to think but the thought never even crossed my mind. i'd like to go back to the time before it did.

[-] SoyViking@hexbear.net 36 points 2 years ago
[-] usernamesaredifficul@hexbear.net 12 points 2 years ago

full metal jack off

[-] envis10n@hexbear.net 7 points 2 years ago
[-] Cysioland@lemmygrad.ml 11 points 2 years ago

It's something Stan Kelly would add in the corner of his comics

[-] ped_xing@hexbear.net 6 points 2 years ago

You just say kelly

[-] DamarcusArt@lemmygrad.ml 35 points 2 years ago

Ah yes, normal things said by normal people, and not people obsessed with ideas of ethnic supremacy.

[-] ElChapoDeChapo@hexbear.net 33 points 2 years ago
[-] FlakesBongler@hexbear.net 20 points 2 years ago

You cannot beat off Sebulba, he never cums!

[-] AernaLingus@hexbear.net 32 points 2 years ago
[-] nurjahreszeiten@hexbear.net 26 points 2 years ago

Image having a father that was already dead when he jizzed u out bro ๐Ÿ’€๐Ÿ’€๐Ÿ’€

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[-] PeludoPorFavor@hexbear.net 26 points 2 years ago

can someone explain a logic that is non-kink, non-eugenecist, non-supremacist? is there? like.... what

[-] Elon_Musk@hexbear.net 25 points 2 years ago
[-] DamarcusArt@lemmygrad.ml 25 points 2 years ago

Sounds pretty eugenicist to me, but ok.

[-] LaGG_3@hexbear.net 14 points 2 years ago

Being extremely charitable, some weird grief shit? IDK lol

[-] usernamesaredifficul@hexbear.net 23 points 2 years ago* (last edited 2 years ago)

just have soldiers produce a sperm sample before they go into combat. Wanking off corpses is weird

although if I interpret it correctly bring back our children now is a call to ceasefire

[-] 7bicycles@hexbear.net 6 points 2 years ago

I truly do not get why you need cum-steal-team-6. Like that can not be more economical in any sense than just freezing sperm before set off, there must be some other motivation here and it escapes me entirely

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[-] nat_turner_overdrive@hexbear.net 23 points 2 years ago* (last edited 2 years ago)
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[-] kleeon@hexbear.net 21 points 2 years ago* (last edited 2 years ago)

It must be really tough to be a liberal zionist these days when your favourite country constantly says some weird nazi shit

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[-] coeliacmccarthy@hexbear.net 19 points 2 years ago
[-] Llituro@hexbear.net 18 points 2 years ago
[-] Acute_Engles@hexbear.net 17 points 2 years ago

Because that worked out so well for the children of the dead seed in the Malazan books. I have to reread those

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[-] JohnBrownNote@hexbear.net 17 points 2 years ago
[-] UmbraVivi@hexbear.net 15 points 2 years ago

Bro what is wrong with this country for real

[-] glans@hexbear.net 14 points 2 years ago

omg wait is Yahav here the actual person being pictured in another post earlier today (Cw:cock)??

[-] roux@hexbear.net 8 points 2 years ago

Cum for the cum god.

[-] quarrk@hexbear.net 8 points 2 years ago
[-] ExotiqueMatter@lemmygrad.ml 7 points 2 years ago
[-] Hohsia@hexbear.net 7 points 2 years ago

I refuse to believe this is real without a link

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[-] booty@hexbear.net 5 points 2 years ago

BRING BACK OUR CUM NOW

[-] Cromalin@hexbear.net 5 points 2 years ago

oh my god what the fuck

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