"In the beginning the Universe was created.
This had made many people very angry and has been widely regarded as a bad move."

• Douglas Adams.

"I am altering the deal. Pray i dont alter it any further."

• Duolingo bird.

😆

"I'm not a cat!"

• says a cat through the Webcam.

If only Loki could show up, transform in a female horse, and let the male horse from the other side fuck him and impregnate him....then we could all Sleipnir better at night.

"Those damm birds."

• Guy looking at his car.

"The most merciful thing in the world, I think, is the inability of the human mind to correlate all its contents.
We live on a placid island of ignorance in the midst of black seas of infinity, and it was not meant that we should voyage far.
The sciences, each straining in its own direction, have hitherto harmed us little;
but some day the piecing together of dissociated knowledge will open up such terrifying vistas of reality, and of our frightful position therein, that we shall either go mad from the revelation or flee from the deadly light into the peace and safety of a new dark age."

• Lovecraft warned us.

Lets got back to lurk in the darkness, and forget.

"Those people that shit everywhere are wrong.
Specially due to their ["put personal prejudices here"].

I do also think that I, ME, and MYSELF, deserve to shit everywhere, at anytime all at once, all i want, because im special due to ["put personal prejudices here"]...by the way....why is the world full of shit?"

Maybe....just maybe...if we stopped shiting everywhere....

With that mentality, how do you view corrupt politicians and entrepreneurs?
Do you bash politicians taking bribes?
If so, why? They are doing what you want to do....being shity.

"Oh yeah, it's all coming together."💪🤯

"You are entering the vicinity of an area adjacent to a location.
The kind of place where there might be a monster, or some kind of weird mirror.
These are just examples; it could also be something much better.
Prepare to enter The Scary Door."

• Futurama

And the original behind The Scary Door:

"You're traveling through another dimension, a dimension not only of sight and sound but of mind.
A journey into a wondrous land whose boundaries are that of imagination.
That's the signpost up ahead - your next stop, the Twilight Zone!"

Or:

"There is a fifth dimension beyond that which is known to man.
It is a dimension as vast as space and as timeless as infinity.
It is the middle ground between light and shadow, between science and superstition, and it lies between the pit of man's fears and the summit of his knowledge."

There's one or two more intro texts.

Ironic

Eu estou contigo. +/-

O meu pai desconta na Holanda e vem para aqui ser tratado no SNS.....ca sempre fugiu aos impostos porque estava a fugir a responsabilidade de ajudar a minha mae a criar-me....la desconta....

O MESMO GAJO É CONTRA IMIGRANTES, CONTRA O SISTEMA SOCIALISTA.....MAS VEM PARA CA SER TATADO.

HIPOCRITA.

E DIZ QUE ELE IR PARA A HOLANDA "PROCURAR MELHOR" NÃO É IGUAL A UM VENEZUELANO VIR PARA CA PARA PROCURAR MELHOR.

Hipocritas.

Atenção. Eu acho que existe espaco e comida para todos, acho que o mundo é para todos e saude é para todos.....apenas me enerva a hipocrisia de quererem coisas para eles, mas nao para outros.

Edit: Ah e eu nao sou nem PS nem PSD....por isso digam-me, e sejam sinceros: quem fechou os serviços de ermegencia dos hospitais e mandou os portugueses que nao estivessem bem, que se fossem embora.

"Ah e tal..." ah e tal o caralho....eu defendo ideiais, nao partidos ou homens.

E políticos e empresarios que se fodam em igual medida.

Fuck no