It's indeed low effort comparing to your proposal, but I think it's still better than the previous one.
These kind of whatever-powered risk management is getting out of hand. Recently I made my first twitter account cause now you need one for lurking and I got insta-perma-banned for "attempting to evade banning".
Second order derivatives mmmmmmmm
That's pseudonymous!
But all kidding aside, it sounds good
Taking initiatives ... It's hard for most of people.
If only that's allowed as a choice.
So many places assume you have a smartphone, and so many stuffs require one
Please no. I don't have enough hardware for it.
Only new posts (after your sub) would be federated to your home. So you might need to wait sometimes.
If there's already new posts there it's probably fedi issue
Is it going to scan my phone for credit card info and contacts etc.
It is. Contacts at least.
Average internet user doesn't understand internet
TIL Romans knew leads are bad ...