No more wet sex.

Holy shit. Never thought I'd see the day. When I was working QA they would lay us off after the end of every project. It sucked. We'd be off work for months at a time. No benefits, no healthcare, no OT pay, long hours, bullshit 1099 contracts. And if you were on a shit title, sorry homie. Enjoy Barbie's Island adventure.

Color me surprised that the facist sympathizes with other fascists committing a genocide.

Y2K finally happened.

Can't wait to see Red States reject the aid for their hungriest constituents.

Try not to be offended for other people.

Not my pig, not my farm.

Prosecute someone. Make an example of the stupid neck beards making death threats because their mods aren't working. We'd all love to see it.

Trying to put the Cheeto dragon back in the bottle, but the constituency thinks he's Jesus come again. Love this shit.

Anyone else go to Fox for your black people news?

I told my 19-year-old sister-in-law that toddlers are kill-myself machines, she has a 2-year old who's always getting into the cabinets under this sink. She said that I was over reacting. I can't wait to show her this.

I love it when corpos remind us that there is an alternative to purchasing their add bloated products.