adam in the cuck chair

the rule of reactionary projection says these libs are the ones with the kink. i mean who cares enjoy yourself, but please libs, we do not all need to know about your presidential piss fantasies

fun fact Stephen King's bionic knee is a containment vessel for a piece of Akira, if he ever steps out of line they'll blob 'em

two months is juuust long enough to get redacted

edit: it's weekends in jail blow me america it's on sight you motherfucker

i heard there's gonna be seven more poison swamps than there are distinct areas in the game. the tutorial will be in the hardest most instagib poisonous swamp in the game. it'll teach you how to parry by making you fight a slime that looks like a bubble of spit and disintegrates your character model if it touches you. then it'll make you fight a three foot tall puke green tree that instagibs you but that you will fight periodically with little difficulty later in the game. then you'll wake up in a different poison swamp but missing an arm (you get the arm back by resting at a campfire)

grulpfing

without a big x or a red cross through the hand how am I, Everyman Amerikanski, supposed to know the pear is not for me?

kink month let's gooooo

no fucking way, hillary standup arc incoming

"they call me, Hilldawg Salad"

biden probably thinks g-toilet is the protag

fish laser

i need one of these for myself

this is how we will kill web3.0

everybody is gonna get their own wikipedia page

nobody will do anything on the internet ever again