ear wax variations

this made me imagine an earwax phrenologist

die hardman

high cardman

pry barman

thank you i was too angry to do legwork

riddle me this batman? how does a true phreak get yoked in time for regional qualifiers

too many yes men from the studio forcing every little thing lucas thought up into reality. there should have been somebody to balk the first time he said "what about a child queen dynastic political intrigue plot in our pg space action movie series marketed for kids"

do you see, this junkard slave

isn't even old enough to shave,

but he can use the force, they say

ahhh do you see him, hitting on the queen,

though, he's just nine, and, she's fourteen,

yea he's probably gonna marry her, sooomedaaayyyy~

Big Butt Mountain in the running for Most Cheeked Up Mountain 2024, Little Butt Mountain expected to perform well in the Tasteful category

acute malarkey shortage artificially sustained by federal malarkotics bureau interference with private malarkey industry production chains in bullshit-rich sectors of the market

the guy in the middle without wraparounds on is the host, and he only doesn't have wraparounds on because the studio thought it would be good for the host to "appear impartial" (?????)

if you put on boots and deliberately avoid sidewalks in favor of the grass next to the sidewalk then it's a wilderness hike by legal definition

you see, billionaires are perfectly reasonable and completely tolerant of the idea of eating a potato they grew with their own shit, if said shit potato was the only food source available for hundreds of millions of miles, they're just normal people, like you or me, you see?