These two approach you at the bar and say they "really like your vibe." wyd? (hexbear.net)

submitted 5 months ago by ProletarianDictator@hexbear.net to c/chapotraphouse@hexbear.net

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[-] FlakesBongler@hexbear.net 57 points 5 months ago

Prepare for trouble and make it double

[-] blindbunny@lemmy.ml 34 points 5 months ago

Make it triple

[-] iridaniotter@hexbear.net 23 points 5 months ago

treble

[-] roux@hexbear.net 56 points 5 months ago

Start a Pokecule?

[-] Redcuban1959@hexbear.net 46 points 5 months ago

Prepare for trouble?

[-] Deinonychus@hexbear.net 22 points 5 months ago* (last edited 5 months ago)

And make it double?

[-] Omegamint@hexbear.net 12 points 5 months ago

Nay, now thruple?

[-] EstraDoll@hexbear.net 45 points 5 months ago

ACAB INCLUDES THE VOLCEL POLICE

[-] VOLCEL_POLICE@hexbear.net 19 points 5 months ago

The VOLCEL POLICE are on the scene! PLEASE KEEP YOUR VITAL ESSENCES TO YOURSELVES AT ALL TIMES.

نحن شرطة VolCel.بناءا على تعليمات الهيئة لترويج لألعاب الفيديو و النهي عن الجنس نرجوا الإبتعاد عن أي أفكار جنسية و الحفاظ على حيواناتكم المنويَّة حتى يوم الحساب. اتقوا الله، إنك لا تراه لكنه يراك.

volcel-police

[-] take_five_seconds@hexbear.net 41 points 5 months ago

whatever the fuck they want

[-] booty@hexbear.net 41 points 5 months ago* (last edited 5 months ago)

Glad to see most of us here are on the same page that we're definitely banging both Jessie and James

Proud of you comrades biderman

[-] Findom_DeLuise@hexbear.net 41 points 5 months ago

I put on the cat ears and shout, "Meeeee-owth, that's right!"

[-] AcidSmiley@hexbear.net 37 points 5 months ago

lmao, your egg's about to get cracked, James

[-] JoeByeThen@hexbear.net 32 points 5 months ago

surprised-pika

[-] Infamousblt@hexbear.net 30 points 5 months ago

Use my lickitung on their venusaurs

[-] ikilledtheradiostar@hexbear.net 29 points 5 months ago

I'll def be blasting off

[-] autismdragon@hexbear.net 29 points 5 months ago

Knew from the second I saw this thread there would be people here being confidently wrong about them being kids lol. Never fails.

[-] Tachanka@hexbear.net 25 points 5 months ago

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chomsky-yes-honey I remember when Jessie and James were 18 years older than me, now I'm 7 years older than them.

[-] autismdragon@hexbear.net 15 points 5 months ago

yea

[-] Storm@hexbear.net 11 points 5 months ago

It huuuurts

[-] polskilumalo@lemmygrad.ml 12 points 5 months ago

Jesus I'm like the youngest fucking poster on this website being 20 and all.

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[-] SpiderFarmer@hexbear.net 29 points 5 months ago

soviet-bottom

[-] SorosFootSoldier@hexbear.net 28 points 5 months ago

Slap both they asses till red raw.

[-] WashedAnus@hexbear.net 26 points 5 months ago

I'm taking my pikachu and going home

[-] ProletarianDictator@hexbear.net 27 points 5 months ago

Washed your anus for nothing

[-] WashedAnus@hexbear.net 11 points 5 months ago

ooooooooooooooh

[-] Gay_Tomato@hexbear.net 26 points 5 months ago

Ask James for fashion advice.

[-] ouRKaoS@lemmy.today 26 points 5 months ago

Ask James where his giant tits went

[-] D61@hexbear.net 22 points 5 months ago

I was looking for trouble,

I'll take it double.

[-] WIIHAPPYFEW@hexbear.net 20 points 5 months ago

to put it bluntly im sucking em off

[-] Moonworm@hexbear.net 19 points 5 months ago

Let them play with my electric mouse

[-] ProletarianDictator@hexbear.net 16 points 5 months ago

Seems like a bad idea

[-] Moonworm@hexbear.net 12 points 5 months ago

Yeah what if they did something naughty with it

[-] ProletarianDictator@hexbear.net 13 points 5 months ago

Like keep it confined in a 4 inch sphere and make it fight every minute outside the sphere until it passes out?

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[-] newmou@hexbear.net 19 points 5 months ago

Hit my Vaporeon and turn on the Charmander by asking can I suck on your Pigeottoes

[-] comrade_pibb@hexbear.net 11 points 5 months ago

incredible post, incredible

[-] gramxi@hexbear.net 17 points 5 months ago

ask the barkeep how these two 17 year olds got in

[-] ProletarianDictator@hexbear.net 31 points 5 months ago

From both:

Age Unconfirmed[1]

[1] In The Birth of Mewtwo, Jessie's mother Miyamoto wrote a report 20 years before Mewtwo's creation that says she gave away her daughter to be a foster child as a little girl. Jessie is affected by the same lethargy as other adults in Filling the Light with Darkness!

so Jessie would presumably be at least 20, probably early 20s.

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[-] Awoo@hexbear.net 17 points 5 months ago

Threesome