Does everyone else I know remember me as male and now I am female or am I waking up in a world where this is normal for everyone but me?

I used to have 2 sugar gliders. Very high maintenance pets. They are very social and will get depressed without enough attention. They are also group animals and when you get them you adapt them to your scent as the "home tree". This means you being gone for let's say a vacation or something will stress them out to the extreme. Since they are basically wild animals they have a very strict diet you also need to maintain, on top of them being picky eaters, can't really give them the same food more than 2 days in a row or they won't eat it. They often take a bite or two of food before throwing it and going for a new piece.
All that being said they can be very fun and loving animals. They live a long time and are quite smart. Their little hands look like people's thumbs and all and they LOVE untying knots and anything plastic that crinkles. Had them through college and had a tapestry on every wall so it was fun letting them run around the apartment free and climbing where ever. Always a good laugh when someone was over and didn't know they were out. They would lead across the room to get back to me or the cage and seeing someone freak out as they saw something dive bombing them out of their peripheral never got old. My favorite thing about them was this demonic noise called crabbing that they make when they are scared or upset.

By not having so many events I need to schedule them 6 months out. You should give it a try, works wonders.

The only reason I still even had Netflix was because my parents used my account. I canceled when they cracked down on sharing outside the home. What am I paying for 4 screens for if I can't use them elsewhere. So happy to be done with them and haven't missed it either.

I don't understand why we see Ben Shapiro posts all the time. Why do we care what he thinks. He's irrelevant and here to make people rage. Stop engaging in his content and or sharing it with others. Let him scream into the void.

A home made blank from glue and gunpowder lmao

Maybe your teacher brought the recruiter in to make you realize exactly that 'n stuff.

Nobody tell OP about the other 900 pokemon based on real animals.

Johnny Bravo was such an underrated cartoon

What this person is trying to say is they are exponentially better at being technically correct.

Haha thanks. Wrote it drinking my morning cup of coffee.

Pharma companies would already have a caffeine equivalent that would be only slightly different in structure so it would circumvent the law. It would then be sold at exorbitant prices and people would still pay even with the side effect of sometimes you eat someone's face. Of course they would then sell you something else to stop the side effects. You would also have the caffeine purists who would start their own speak easies and organized crime. People "abiding by the law" would start calling the purist, plants, since that is where caffeine is coming from, while the synthetic caffeine users would be called zombies for the obvious face eating reasons. This whole thing would cause even greater divides between already split countries leading to all out war. WWIII plants vs zombies.