I was in the "How could you miss" crowd at the time.

Couchfucker says what?

I'm not trying to be mean, but who cares?

If they wanna break the cult up I'm not gonna look a gift horse in the mouth.

Just trying to imagine up some headcanon for why anyone would buy this and have it shipped across the country.

That's too much to ask in this country apparently.

Forums were better.

Ah yes. The "Ranting at FB Live in my truck wearing aviators" demographic.

Philosophers will ponder this for generations to come.

Incredible. You mean to tell me that 50 years of artificial engineered wage stagnation is finally coming back to bite them?

Disassemble it. Use the disks as decorations. Make it into a wind chime and hang it outside your window.

Whether there were any legitimate targets is entirely inconsequential. They're after a body count. Nothing more. They just wanna stack corpses.