My mom would straight up tell us we were supposed to take care of her when she got old, it's literally the only reason I was ever given for why I was made. For that and other reasons I'm no-contact now, but it's an incredibly toxic mindset and even worse that you're inflicting that on your kids.

Its the title of a Philip K. Dick short story that later became the basis for Blade Runner. Excellent read if you're into scifi

Sleep is awesome. Getting shit done, now that's the thing that's overrated

Yeah when I do that then every time there's a gap another person comes to cut me off, so it ends up with me pretty much at a dead stop while people go in front of me over and over. People underestimate just how many asshole drivers there are around here lol

Oh, hi Mark

I live in a humble fishing village overlooking Eisfjörd, in the vast cold reaches of Skändivikingä

Brb gonna go ask my wife if I can date the strippers.

That would make a really good short story, I'd definitely read it

The Hydro Homies have invaded! Nah but for real ice water is the GOAT

You want the truth? You can't handle the truth!

By Grabthar's Hammer... What a savings.