Come on Desantis, no one’s voting for you. Stop being such a tryhard.

McCarthy’s just saying he’ll impeach to get $$$ out of the Trump voters. He knows it won’t pass congress.

It was about states’ rights…to slavery!

My current phone still works.

If you get a Brother, it’s best to go with laser, as the toner will last ages. If you’re on a budget, the Brother inkejet I have gives zero shits what cartridges I put in there, as long as they’re the right shape. I usually have to clean the contacts on top of the cartridges before inserting like it’s an NES, though.

Mass transit barely exists in most of America.

Only 32?

The working class literally can’t afford to revolt.

Because paying people to post worked so well for Quora…

If it were me, I’d buy packs of chicken thighs or legs, take the skins off, then use the meat for soup to serve with the sandwiches.

The UK rating is U.

No, U!

I can’t wait until Look Mum No Computer turns them into a terrifying musical instrument.

Furby Organ