i’ve had one all day since i woke up. i’m also hungry as hell.

i know of some bi/multilingual families in the us who'd talk to each other in their native tongue when they didn't want the kids to know what they were saying.

i speak my dad's native spanish as well as dad's learned portuguese, but i don't speak the polish or norwegian from the other side of mom's family. (she's also latina but doesn't natively speak spanish)

however, i'm learning the two i don't know, and practicing polish (the language my mom does know) with her

is it because of the “pick me, choose me, love me” thing or does she actually behave like a pick me?

my sister, her friends, and some of mine seem to have this inside joke about a man called dr. bollock/bollocks?

is there a real celebrity/character called this, or is this some sort of OC?

like:

“But, Johnny didn't care

He was an outlaw by the time that he was ten years old

He didn't wanna do what he was told

Just a prankster

A juvenile gangster” (Only a Lad)

“ From the day he was born, he was trouble

He was a thorn in his mother's side

She tried in vain

But he never caused her nothing but shame

He left home the day she died

From the day he was gone”

“Shootin' up junk

He was a low down cheap little punk” (Eddie’s teddy)

they just give me a kind of similar vibe

for those who find this hard to read, it’s like my dad. he grew up in peru but by the border between peru and brazil, so he picked up portuguese.

„you are [insert bad person here]”

„why would you think that?”

„he speaks chinese. you speak chinese. he happens to be an asshole. you speak Chinese just like him, so therefore you are probably an asshole like him.”

no, my girlfriend is NOT responsible for genocide. she is not a terrorist just because her mom happens to be arab.

she was born in POLAND, her father’s country, and then moved to the us at 5. either way, no control over what other governments were doing.

even as a citizen in poland/the us, she was not working for the government, and at 5, was a just a child.

and her speaking arabic with her mother is not because she’s a spy. she’s a normal woman trying to live a normal life.

in fact, my paternal grandmother is from cuba. is everyone from my dad’s/grandma’s side of the family communist now?!

stan is a very political conservative, especially in early seasons. in season 1 (2005), his daughter hayley says she’s 18, meaning she was born around 1987 during reagan’s presidency.

i know that not all political people name their kids after presidents but i feel like it would’ve been so fitting, especially with stan’s personality.

lots of people type similar. in fact, many people type in all lowercase such as myself. you don’t know who someone is behind the screen. you don’t know someone’s identity from their typing style.

why do you think No Stupid Questions exists in the first place?? why do you think people ask for help/advice?? if they’re not going around saying rude/absurd crap or anything to get a reaction, it could just be someone with a weird question.

just because someone types similar to someone who was a troll or bad person does not mean that it’s their alt or that they are the same person.

i see this a lot with people assuming that account c is an alt account because account c and account a agree and disagree with account b, or because account b said something rude to account a and account c explained/defended account a. yeah, people can agree on something without being the same person.

if your comment gets -3 votes, it’s unlikely that 3 alts downvoted you, you just said something people disagree with.