"Am I allowed to run it to exhaustion?"

Punishable by jeggings.

Increased their operating costs. Won't somebody think of the shareholders?!

it slipped through windows to find cradles

I mean, there's not much imagination required here. They're not talking about Gollum slipping through windows to find cradles to sleep in.

Unsettling. 10/10

Why did I read the title as 'explosive if eaten raw'?

So I've figured if I just cook the dynamite, then it's safe to eat.

Who are carbon taxes unpopular with? Aside from politicians?

Article gives way too much faith and credit to Liz Truss. All she tried to do was make her friends rich.

The solution is to not be a Nintendo fan.

No, seriously. You support their draconic practices by buying their games.

Yeah, I'd like to see an actual explanation of why the Fediverse is insulated from EEE aside from 'Mastodon brand recognition'.

Embrace-Extend-Extinguish

An example

After all, it's not the cancer that kills you - it's just the multi-organ failure.