Umphrey’s McGee

The point is, we’re short handed because we can’t get people to stay. 15 years ago, you could easily work a 40 hour week. You couldn’t get a 64 hour week in if you wanted to. Today, I could literally work 16 hours every day.

Having movies explained to me

Cottage Cheese. Prairie Farms is my go to

Learn to go for long walks🤔

If you have any music on your computer, an old clickwheel iPod is the way to go

I love opening Memmy and seeing that I’ve got more replies to this post. I’m surprised people opened up as much as they have

Just follow Republicans on social media.

I’ve never heard that

I got shot 3 times in the lower stomach. I was in my driveway and propped myself up on a car as I felt the life run out of me. I woke before I died.

Scientist were say the world was going to end due to a shift in the center of earths gravity. For some reason, the Chicago Cubs were playing behind our local mall. (Your guess is as good as mine) I was peeing in my bathroom, when all of a sudden, I felt pulled violently to a wall. I woke before the earth ended

Say no more often.

No Country For Old Men