[-] SARGE@startrek.website 112 points 2 months ago

To continue with the argument of "the market will self-regulate and people wouldn't buy that brand anymore so they would never do it again"

Okay but how many people died, how many people are suffering long-term effects, and what's stopping them from adding a different deadly thing to our food?

[-] SARGE@startrek.website 112 points 4 months ago

"or should I say us 🇮🇹"

"Sopranos was my favorite show"

Oof. Imagine saying "roots was my favorite show so it makes sense my great great great grandparent was black"

[-] SARGE@startrek.website 115 points 5 months ago

I follow the proud American tradition my grandfather had of fighting fascism.

If the government of the states decides to be fascist, well...

[-] SARGE@startrek.website 118 points 5 months ago

YOU'RE STEALING OUR TRASH! REEEEEEEEE!

If you clip a healthy plant without asking the owner first, you're a dick. But if I see you do it at a store, no I didn't. Cause the store made $2,550,000 while I was typing this.

[-] SARGE@startrek.website 103 points 6 months ago

........ And?

Why do we give a shit?

Why is this newsworthy?

Are we going to hear about his time working in retail soon? I'm sure it will provide deep insight to find out which store he worked at for 3 months, 8 years ago. clearly that's relevant information.

[-] SARGE@startrek.website 130 points 7 months ago

This implies it's falling on its own.

There should be a mass of red hats trying to push it over.

[-] SARGE@startrek.website 123 points 7 months ago

It's gonna be peak face-eating season during holidays when my parents go to retire during this presidency but find out that they can't because social security doesn't exist anymore, 75% of their paycheck goes to either the military budget or kings tribute tax, and everything has doubled in price.

[-] SARGE@startrek.website 130 points 8 months ago

In my 30s, and while I've heard "let's 86 the _____" numerous times, I honestly wouldn't have connected that to "86 cherries" on an order.

I've worked in food, fast and fancy, and nobody would say "86 cherries" instead of "no cherries". Clarity is conducive to a smoothly flowing kitchen.

[-] SARGE@startrek.website 120 points 8 months ago

I was today years old when I realized that she was talking to Homer Hickam, and I've seen the movie October Sky more times than I can count.

[-] SARGE@startrek.website 129 points 8 months ago

The Enemy is strong

At the same time

The Enemy is weak

Straight out of the Fascist Guidebook For Dummies

[-] SARGE@startrek.website 111 points 9 months ago

This sounds like something that was made up for a fallout game.

Of course, so does "bombarding myself with xrays and moving around to entertain the audience looking at my bones" and "including uranium in paint to make watch dials glow"

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