[-] SARGE@startrek.website 115 points 2 months ago

I follow the proud American tradition my grandfather had of fighting fascism.

If the government of the states decides to be fascist, well...

[-] SARGE@startrek.website 118 points 2 months ago

YOU'RE STEALING OUR TRASH! REEEEEEEEE!

If you clip a healthy plant without asking the owner first, you're a dick. But if I see you do it at a store, no I didn't. Cause the store made $2,550,000 while I was typing this.

[-] SARGE@startrek.website 150 points 3 months ago

"I deserve to exist"

"wow, why did you have to make things political"

A statement dreamt up by the utterly deranged.

[-] SARGE@startrek.website 138 points 3 months ago

Important to note: 3D PRINTED FIREARMS DO NOT BREAK WITH A FEW USES

Firsthand knowledge.

200-250 rounds and still going strong, inspected before and after firing every time

No damage so far.

Beyond that point, I agree with everything posted.

[-] SARGE@startrek.website 130 points 4 months ago

This implies it's falling on its own.

There should be a mass of red hats trying to push it over.

[-] SARGE@startrek.website 123 points 4 months ago

It's gonna be peak face-eating season during holidays when my parents go to retire during this presidency but find out that they can't because social security doesn't exist anymore, 75% of their paycheck goes to either the military budget or kings tribute tax, and everything has doubled in price.

[-] SARGE@startrek.website 155 points 4 months ago

My first thought was "So we call 'following the law' a loophole now?"

If the law meant a fucking thing, he would have been in prison decades ago.

[-] SARGE@startrek.website 130 points 5 months ago

In my 30s, and while I've heard "let's 86 the _____" numerous times, I honestly wouldn't have connected that to "86 cherries" on an order.

I've worked in food, fast and fancy, and nobody would say "86 cherries" instead of "no cherries". Clarity is conducive to a smoothly flowing kitchen.

[-] SARGE@startrek.website 120 points 5 months ago

I was today years old when I realized that she was talking to Homer Hickam, and I've seen the movie October Sky more times than I can count.

[-] SARGE@startrek.website 129 points 5 months ago

The Enemy is strong

At the same time

The Enemy is weak

Straight out of the Fascist Guidebook For Dummies

[-] SARGE@startrek.website 140 points 6 months ago

Nationalist Christians?

Hmm.... We should come up with a word for that.

How about Nat-Cs?

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