the average Republican voter does not understand

You can just stop there, and be correct about almost any topic.

I had to explain tax brackets to my mother.

She's got a degree to teach math. And I know she actually went to college since I can remember sitting in the back of her classrooms when she couldn't find a babysitter.

She used to do her own taxes and my grandparents taxes.

But, as a teenager, I had to explain why a potential $2 raise doesn't mean she's losing more money in taxes than the raise is giving her.

She also doesn't believe the welfare cliff exists, despite our family being precariously perched atop it when I was in elementary school.

At this point I think she's just heard the same stupid shit repeated over and over, she doesn't even question it anymore.

The moral high road is littered with corpses, and it looks like we're bound and determined to add more to the pile.

and what’s with the bruised legs?

Tldr: inattentiveness, bumping into tons of stuff, and only remembering it when you look at the bruise or someone reminds you.

An explanation that's meant to be humorous because it happens to me and my wife all the time:

"Oh my god, where did THIS bruise come from?"

earlier that day

bump "ow, how did I hit the coffee table..."

bump "fuck that hurt, I swear the counter was another 6 inches over"

smash "FUCK the freezer door closes too quickly!"

has to be reminded of these events to remember tham

"It's called hentai and it's art, mom!"

I officially have no idea what's going on...

Am I out of touch?... No, it's the young who are wrong!

When you're a hammer, everything looks like a nail.

And cops are the biggest tools out there.

Sexist piece of shit who liked to step all over anyone he perceived as "beneath" him (everyone) and if you've ever thought to yourself "given the rest of the show, why would THAT be a thing? It feels gross and entire groups of people would feel marginalized by this" while watching it, it was probably a Berman Special. Like Seven's.... "uniform"...

Also from what I understand, racist. Like the ferengi.

Second best army in Russia

"The Ronald Reagan Abortion Clinic for Tolerance and Equality"

This definitely reads like one of my KSP exploits...

1: holy shit that title is a.... It's something, alright.

B- if you spend extra money on top of normal costs on a game that's still not even released, you get what you fucking deserve.

Damn, I would abandon that lever so hard....

Legit the moment a game pulls this shit on me I lose interest.