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#Evanescence - Bring Me To Life
Absolutely hate that song. It's bad enough that it's the poster child for baby's first "emo/goth" song. Badly written, overly dramatic, cheesy cringe af.... But I hate it for more than that.
I used to do (nearly) weekly karaoke with friends at the bar. And almost every week, every goddamn week, some "quirky" scene couple on their first date thinks they'll try to be cute sing a duet together... and everytime, every goddamn time, it's "Bring me to Life". And no, they can never sing, it sounds like if gym sneakers had autism.
Hate that song. Not just me, like, everyone who frequently does karaoke hates that song. Most karaooke DJs don't even let you pick it, they know what's up and they're even more sick of hearing it. I hear that song and I get fucking PTSD flashbacks. The cringe is physically painful.
why you gotta boost zionist defender sexpest-iny? This take could be had from any other person.
There's only two things I hate in this world: people who are intolerant of other people's cultures, and the Dutch.
this is wokescold purity testing, and it's exactly why we have Trump now. Because wokescolds prioritized some future microaggressions instead of the very real, immediate Fascist reality and decided to dumb things like "protest vote" for Warren, or just not show up.
saving this for later in case I ever finally decided to do the thing I've been thinking about doing now for 10+ years.... maybe this time I will.... maybe
so.... the solution to the plastic problem is to convert it and then burn it?
And burning plastic will fix the environment..... ?
this is fucking disgusting.
Just because she was a veteran doesn't mean she deserves to be honorably buried. She was engaged in open sedition. Rushing to assault our elected officials in attempt to subvert the democratic process. That's about the furthest thing from "honorable" as you can get.
I'm a veteran, I didn't commit treason against my oath and country.
Fuck her, and fuck every "veteran" like her.
Actually, the keys part is fake. But Superman offering the liquor bottle is real.
For added context, he's offering the bottle to SixPack, an alcoholic and minor hero. Unknown to himself, SixPack is a sleeping god whose dreams warp reality. He was starting to sober up after a traumatic event but it was causing him to dream a version of the world without superheroes, our world. Superheroes were losing their power or becoming vulnerable.
And so, Superman figures this out and to prevent the collapse of their known universe, he offers SixPack a bottle of liquor so that he forgets this other world and the sleeping god becomes dormant again.
which I hate.... especially the "shorts"....
tween daughter has adhd, easily falls into tiktok brainrot hellholes. Has trouble with self-regulation and self-control.... I still want her to have music to listen to and do things (some lofi to study/chill to, etc)... but now, Spotify is yet another vector for distraction that consumes her.
People be like "parent's should take responsibility for their kids"... I'm like "mf, I'm trying, but every app in the world is trying to be social media" And the parental controls they offer are shiiiiiiiit. Because it's not in a companies best interest to provide parents with tools to limit features.
So it's you.
I am well aware that it's a popular song. I also know that karaoke is about having fun and being a bit cringe. I get all of that, I used to do karaoke all, the, time....
For you, you're just kind of visiting.... you both think you're being cutesy and special and unique.... to everyone else, hatred. It's like when someone goes to Guitar Center and thinks they'll show off how "cool" they are by trying to play "Stairway to Heaven" but to the staff and regulars it's like the 4th time that day.... hatred. Plus everyone there now knows you're basic, and probably a poser.