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[-] SandmanXC@lemmy.world 74 points 9 months ago

Actually it's Never Eat While Shitting

[-] MagicShel@programming.dev 9 points 9 months ago

Oops. Should I not have done that? I mean if anyone had told me that sort of thing is frowned upon I never would've...

[-] thefartographer@lemm.ee 15 points 9 months ago

They're joking. You should actually always eat while shitting and shit while eating. No exceptions.

[-] Cadeillac@lemmy.world 11 points 9 months ago* (last edited 9 months ago)

That's what the nice shelf is for on the toilet

[-] anti@lemm.ee 6 points 9 months ago

My housemate at university used to eat a bowl of cereal while on the toilet in the morning. We referred to it as "the circle of life".

[-] Cadeillac@lemmy.world 2 points 9 months ago

I'd be mad as fuck lmao. You wanna talk about someone pissing in your cheerios, I hope you eat fast.

[-] ShellMonkey@lemmy.socdojo.com 3 points 9 months ago

Should that mean that the 'human centipede ' was just a demonstration of maximal efficiency?

[-] TrickDacy@lemmy.world 4 points 9 months ago

Never eat skunks weiners, actually.

[-] Peppycito@sh.itjust.works 5 points 9 months ago

NESW

Not Everyone Wins Sayings

[-] TrickDacy@lemmy.world 1 points 9 months ago

Have it your way. Never Eat Weiners of Skunks

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