Deleted scene from the Parks and Recreation episode where Ron Swanson gets a circular desk.

That's so much pot that Snoop is on his way to smoke it

The Spiderman is having me for dinner tonight.

Usenet Newsgroups were a big part of my life back then. Games, MP3s, Software, Movies, TV shows. So many Xbox games that I burned to DVD and loaded onto my modded Xbox. Those were the days. Now I only torrent some movies and TV shows thru a VPN and pay for everything else. My time is worth a lot more to me now than back in the late 90s/early 2000s.

"I can see Russia from my couch!" - JD Vance

I used to have an in-ground pool at my home when I lived in Oklahoma. I would float on a pool noodle and sipping beer while listening to reggae. I was in my happy place. I miss having a pool.

They'll be fine. They mostly go to Cornhub anyway.

Does MTG know that it's missing from her house yet?

Ignore the polls. Get out and vote blue like our democracy depends on it.

Wow it finally happened. Now I wonder if they'll take away his Grammy, 2 Oscar's, MTV Movie Award, Nickelodeon Teen Choice Award, and induction into the Grand Ole Opry.

Well, one of them has been dead for 5 years so I'd probably freak the fuck out.

As a trumpet player, this meme is hilarious. As a woodwind player, my wife sees this meme and says that it doesn't matter, the trombone is always too fucking loud sitting right behind her.

This is the wurst piece of art I have ever seen.