[-] Sharkwellington@lemmy.one 15 points 6 months ago

I have to imagine if it were real we'd have at least 1 other picture, right?

[-] Sharkwellington@lemmy.one 16 points 1 year ago

Just using the term "faux sophistication" is faux sophistication if I've ever seen it.

[-] Sharkwellington@lemmy.one 16 points 1 year ago
[-] Sharkwellington@lemmy.one 15 points 1 year ago

This bugged me about The Last of Us as well. If I remember correctly at some point they siphon gas from a car on the road...20 years after it was abandoned.

[-] Sharkwellington@lemmy.one 15 points 1 year ago

You're right, they'd take one look at the script and say "Wait a minute, this is Seinfeld!"

[-] Sharkwellington@lemmy.one 15 points 1 year ago

Padme: Because you read the article, right?

[-] Sharkwellington@lemmy.one 15 points 2 years ago* (last edited 2 years ago)

Over the past few years I've become a blocking fiend. Transphobia? Blocked. Misogyny? Blocked. Vaccine conspiracy? Believe or not, blocked. It's great, I don't have to deal with terrible people and they don't have to deal with me.

I also have the orange guy and the X guy's names filtered out because I'm done seeing them everywhere.

If you want American politics off of your dashboard you would probably get a lot of mileage just from filtering out "Biden", "Trump", and "Desantis". Florida/Texas/California could be good too but you'll block non-political stories.

[-] Sharkwellington@lemmy.one 15 points 2 years ago

"Ladies and gentlemen, this is Chewbacca. Chewbacca is a Wookiee from the planet Kashyyyk. But Chewbacca lives on the planet Endor. Now think about it; that does not make sense! Why would a Wookiee, an 8-foot-tall Wookiee, want to live on Endor, with a bunch of 2-foot-tall Ewoks? That does not make sense! But more important, you have to ask yourself: What does this have to do with this case? Nothing. Ladies and gentlemen, it has nothing to do with this case! It does not make sense! Look at me. I'm a lawyer defending a spicy chip company, and I'm talkin' about Chewbacca! Does that make sense? Ladies and gentlemen, I am not making any sense! None of this makes sense! And so you have to remember, when you're in that jury room deliberatin' and conjugatin' the Emancipation Proclamation, does it make sense? No! Ladies and gentlemen of this supposed jury, it does not make sense! If Chewbacca lives on Endor, you must acquit! The defense rests."

[-] Sharkwellington@lemmy.one 15 points 2 years ago* (last edited 2 years ago)

To these types, a child is something you talk about, not with. None of these people blindly screeching "for the kids!" have ever had a meaningful conversation with a child about what they actually want.

[-] Sharkwellington@lemmy.one 16 points 2 years ago

I'm doing this right now. It's the first time in 10 years I haven't had someplace I needed to be 5 days a week. It's really changing my perspective on what I need out of a job and what I could be improving in my life if I weren't spending that time working.

[-] Sharkwellington@lemmy.one 15 points 2 years ago

Completely agree with you. It's probably involuntary manslaughter due to gross negligence.

[-] Sharkwellington@lemmy.one 15 points 2 years ago

Right this sounds like giving all of my personal messages to one more entity.

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