[-] Sharkwellington@lemmy.one 14 points 6 months ago

The fact that you think a pet name and a preferred name are the same thing shows how much you understand what you're talking about.

[-] Sharkwellington@lemmy.one 14 points 7 months ago

What a rollercoaster of a read.

[-] Sharkwellington@lemmy.one 14 points 7 months ago

The value proposition straight up is not there anymore. The coupons suck now too.

[-] Sharkwellington@lemmy.one 15 points 1 year ago

This is what I've heard called the "bus buffer", which means "run your team so that if someone is hit by a bus you aren't totally screwed."

[-] Sharkwellington@lemmy.one 15 points 1 year ago

Just end every sentence with "in Minecraft," bulletproof case.

[-] Sharkwellington@lemmy.one 15 points 1 year ago

This bugged me about The Last of Us as well. If I remember correctly at some point they siphon gas from a car on the road...20 years after it was abandoned.

[-] Sharkwellington@lemmy.one 14 points 1 year ago

I'm not sure I want to cause that kind of distress for someone operating a moving vehicle.

[-] Sharkwellington@lemmy.one 15 points 1 year ago

You're right, they'd take one look at the script and say "Wait a minute, this is Seinfeld!"

[-] Sharkwellington@lemmy.one 15 points 2 years ago

"Ladies and gentlemen, this is Chewbacca. Chewbacca is a Wookiee from the planet Kashyyyk. But Chewbacca lives on the planet Endor. Now think about it; that does not make sense! Why would a Wookiee, an 8-foot-tall Wookiee, want to live on Endor, with a bunch of 2-foot-tall Ewoks? That does not make sense! But more important, you have to ask yourself: What does this have to do with this case? Nothing. Ladies and gentlemen, it has nothing to do with this case! It does not make sense! Look at me. I'm a lawyer defending a spicy chip company, and I'm talkin' about Chewbacca! Does that make sense? Ladies and gentlemen, I am not making any sense! None of this makes sense! And so you have to remember, when you're in that jury room deliberatin' and conjugatin' the Emancipation Proclamation, does it make sense? No! Ladies and gentlemen of this supposed jury, it does not make sense! If Chewbacca lives on Endor, you must acquit! The defense rests."

[-] Sharkwellington@lemmy.one 14 points 2 years ago* (last edited 2 years ago)

just want to point out that me and others are currently unable to vote due to republican and democratic run laws

Which ones?

Obama and Biden chained a woman trying to debate on the same level to a chair for eight hours https://www.democracynow.org/2012/10/17/green_partys_jill_stein_cheri_honkala

Like other third-party candidates, Stein was blocked from participating in the debate by the Commission on Presidential Debates, which is controlled by the Republican and Democratic parties.

None of this article sounds great but your assertion that "Obama and Biden chained a woman to a chair" is straight up deceitful. Obama became an honorary co-chair of the Commission on Presidential Debates in 2019 and Biden is not in the Commission at all.

both parties are actively supporting elites eating our county one bite at a time

Unfortunately not a concern of mine when one side is dehumanizing people I love. Like absolutely we need to get that fixed but before I can care about that I'm gonna need to focus my energy on removing power from the ones using it to hurt others. Republicans introduced 315 anti-lgbtq bills in 2022 and 500+ as of May. I simply cannot care about anything else while this is happening.

[-] Sharkwellington@lemmy.one 14 points 2 years ago

From Fight Club:

A new car built by my company leaves somewhere traveling at 60 mph. The rear differential locks up. The car crashes and burns with everyone trapped inside. Now, should we initiate a recall? Take the number of vehicles in the field, A, multiply by the probable rate of failure, B, multiply by the average out-of-court settlement, C. A times B times C equals X. If X is less than the cost of a recall, we don't do one.

[-] Sharkwellington@lemmy.one 14 points 2 years ago

At least he didn't call him something truly reprehensible like cis-gendered. 🙄

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