My favorite conspiracy theory is that Trump was never the assassin's intended target. It was Mr. Comperatore that Corey was after, for some personal grudge, and Trump just happened to get in the way.

Mr. Monk and the Candidate

Only a 1 in 1000 chance though.

Time to boot up Balatro again.

Northerners just don't engage if it's not in their backyard. It's a lot easier since there is a lower density of POC.

The doctor that performed the TL asked her about it in his opening small talk, "but you're so young!" then he opened her file, started reading, and apologized.

Way out of line. He was probably about to ask what her husband would think.

"I fired them because I disliked the color of their...car. Yeah that's it."

You can be fired for any reason, including illegal ones, because it's so easy to just give a different reason officially.

You cherry-picked one word out of their comment and discarded the rest without addressing it at all.

Always have to link this comic when generational wealth comes up.

Personally I know that I'm one of the ones who lucked out. My family wasn't rich but we didn't struggle. I'd like that to be the minimum experience for everybody.

Someday I wanna find me someone that loves penis half as much as you do.

How exactly do comments like this encourage the reasonable discourse you seem to want to have?

This would be a great spot for a treadmill/elliptical if it's wide enough.

Listen, I hate cops too, but if you're taking part in and benefitting from modern society, you're gonna have to chip in for that convenience. If you don't like it, live off the grid.

You seem oddly offended at the idea people wouldn't lol. I don't know why you're taking this so personally.