[-] Spendrill@lemm.ee 13 points 6 months ago

Needs this to be in the middle.

[-] Spendrill@lemm.ee 13 points 6 months ago* (last edited 6 months ago)

Back in the day you would have asked for a flattop.

You could always save a picture to your phone and then ask them to do that. They'll probably still ask if the length is alright but it's up to you to instruct them from there.

[-] Spendrill@lemm.ee 13 points 7 months ago

It's not about size it's about position: cats like to be in the precise middle of the bed.

[-] Spendrill@lemm.ee 13 points 7 months ago

Bitch please, I get out of breath walking to the fridge.

[-] Spendrill@lemm.ee 13 points 8 months ago

Nah I think he meant to say 'total victory' as in:

Do you believe with the Führer and us in the final total victory of the German people?

Apparently he's referencing Goebbels's Sportpalast speech.

[-] Spendrill@lemm.ee 13 points 10 months ago

I'm enjoying the title more than the meme tbh.

[-] Spendrill@lemm.ee 13 points 1 year ago

To paraphrase Pazuzu:

Your grandma sucks cocks in a Democrat bar!

[-] Spendrill@lemm.ee 13 points 1 year ago

Isn't that fat fuck dead?

[-] Spendrill@lemm.ee 13 points 1 year ago

Paramilitaries on both sides used car bombs. If you want to do a deep dive on the Troubles the best non-partisan source is The CAIN Archive.

[-] Spendrill@lemm.ee 13 points 1 year ago

I dunno if I can love my neighbour as myself, is it alright if I just grab her by the pussy?

[-] Spendrill@lemm.ee 13 points 1 year ago

Long time ago my brand was Death cigarettes. The pack had a skull on it and a portion of the price of packet went to cancer research. I knew that smoking was bad idea but it was an excellent drug delivery system.

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