[-] SplashJackson@lemmy.ca 10 points 1 week ago

I haven't been following the news. Weren't they fucking around in Lebanon? Why are they in Syria?

[-] SplashJackson@lemmy.ca 11 points 4 weeks ago

The system requirements were picked by their marketing team

[-] SplashJackson@lemmy.ca 11 points 1 month ago

Fishmonger bros be down there with a net

[-] SplashJackson@lemmy.ca 11 points 1 month ago

Time to hack into the terminal by playing a little word-matching game and find out that the only thing the computer does is open up a safe that you already lock-picked

[-] SplashJackson@lemmy.ca 11 points 1 month ago

A lot of people these days seem to think that "Adolf" should come back.

I am not one of those people.

[-] SplashJackson@lemmy.ca 11 points 1 month ago

Sounds like them covering they asses after the fact

[-] SplashJackson@lemmy.ca 11 points 2 months ago

Don't forget the telephone and also basketball, both vital for the continuance of warfare across this blessed planet

[-] SplashJackson@lemmy.ca 11 points 2 months ago

And the rest of us get what that guy deserves too!

[-] SplashJackson@lemmy.ca 11 points 7 months ago

I like to benchmark the power cables and twist ties

[-] SplashJackson@lemmy.ca 10 points 9 months ago

I invite Discord to touch my balls. It's also an exclusive ecosystem.

[-] SplashJackson@lemmy.ca 11 points 10 months ago

I walked just short of 50km to see if I could. I was hungover and stopped for a smoke every hour or so, but I made it. I also had a big water bottle and music headphones to keep me pushing forward

[-] SplashJackson@lemmy.ca 10 points 11 months ago

Isn't forced relocation considered a form of ethnic cleansing?

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