[-] SplashJackson@lemmy.ca 17 points 1 month ago

Erin's a real O'Toolbag

[-] SplashJackson@lemmy.ca 17 points 1 month ago

You don't feel smart, but everyone else appears extremely dumb

[-] SplashJackson@lemmy.ca 17 points 2 months ago

What's wrong with being a slut? I'm a slut.

[-] SplashJackson@lemmy.ca 16 points 2 months ago

Terroriffs am I right

[-] SplashJackson@lemmy.ca 17 points 3 months ago

Armadildo am I right or am I right?

[-] SplashJackson@lemmy.ca 17 points 4 months ago

"We plan to annex you soon, and make your citizens subservient to ours."

"We'll show you! We'll convince our people to vacation slightly less in your country!"

[-] SplashJackson@lemmy.ca 17 points 5 months ago

What's a deepseek? Sounds like a search engine?

[-] SplashJackson@lemmy.ca 16 points 5 months ago

Forget artificial suns, let me tell you right now how to make an artificial moon:

  1. Be a robot.
  2. Pull down pants.
  3. Bend over.
  4. Point robo-crack towards recipient
  5. Artificial Moon.
[-] SplashJackson@lemmy.ca 16 points 6 months ago

But the Swiss are supposed to be neutral!

[-] SplashJackson@lemmy.ca 17 points 6 months ago

Maybe they only listen to AMD officials

[-] SplashJackson@lemmy.ca 17 points 7 months ago

Mkv Cage, my favourite fighter in Mortal Kombat

[-] SplashJackson@lemmy.ca 17 points 8 months ago

Enshittification of the past

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