One of the many reasons I have permanently sworn off any sort of romantic entanglement with anyone. I will die alone. Not everyone gets to be happy anyway so meh, I'm just accepting it early.

Riiiiiiiiiiiiiiight.

I meant more Star Trek but fair enough lol

I need me some ample nacelles...

I really hope that didn't come off like I was actively criticizing you or anything. That is not the thing that I was trying to do. I was more just making a terrible joke at my own expense. I am extremely glad that you were able to get out of that though. Considering I have also been in extremely similar circumstances, if not the same circumstances at the moment, then yeah, I can really appreciate actually being able to get out of that situation because it's what I want to be able to do. So I have nothing but all of the love for you, my friend, that you were able to get there. No jealousy. I hope you have a great day.

- SYSTEM ARCHITECTURE CRASH -

Cascade failure triggered by LactoseIntolerance.dll

Error: Installation has failed after a conflict with Autism.dll

Code: FOOD_AVOIDANCE

I'm into spaceships, I get it.

And why is that darling?

Unfortunately, I hate chocolate and I'm an alcoholic. So neither one of those things will work here.

Error: Codex for chocolate not installed. Try cheese.exe.

Yes, the psychopathic baby eating lunatic definitely makes fascists feel normal and relatable...

Oh so relatable my dear...