Step 1- be attractive.

Fuck U/spez

Sadly it may be the speed of light.

All these intelligent species are simply trapped in their own solar systems for all eternity by an unbreakable natural law.

Do it.

Hundreds MORE

Like a train

"Organized retail crime across the entire industry is a serious issue, and has only gotten worse," said spokesperson Catherine Thomas. She did not provide data to back up the claim.

Riiiight

Fuck spez

This meme is bad and you should feel bad.

Instead of “gofundme” we should call it “taxes”