Meth Damon cracked me up. But this is an amazing essay on Skyler and have me a lot of perspectives I had not considered. Nice job.

It insists upon itself.

Hanlon's razor.

She's hideous inside and out.

Very Monty Python-esque.

E's a stiff! Bereft of life, 'e rests in peace! If you hadn't nailed 'im to the perch 'e'd be pushing up the daisies! 'Is metabolic processes are now 'istory! 'E's off the twig! 'E's kicked the bucket, 'e's shuffled off 'is mortal coil, run down the curtain and joined the bleedin' choir invisible!!

THIS IS AN EX-PARROT!!

Underappreciated comment.

Weight aside, that haircut is atrocious.

Unironically?

I'm sure they covered this in the terms of service that they know no one ever reads.

Not if they have different network connections.

It takes a special kind of hate to call Mr. Rogers "evil."

We've got Ja rule on the phone, let's see what Ja's thoughts are...