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[-] wesker@lemmy.sdf.org 131 points 8 months ago
[-] Nfamwap@lemmy.world 8 points 8 months ago
[-] azvasKvklenko@sh.itjust.works 91 points 8 months ago

Please put an NSFW tag on this. I was on the train and when I saw this I had to start furiously masturbating. Everyone else gave me strange looks and were saying things like “what the fuck” and “call the police”. I dropped my phone and everyone around me saw this image. Now there is a whole train of men masturbating together at this one image. This is all your fault, you could have prevented this if you had just tagged this post NSFW

[-] simple@lemm.ee 19 points 8 months ago

Been a while since I've seen this one

[-] hperrin@lemmy.world 65 points 8 months ago

That’s called grass. There are also some mushrooms in the grass.

[-] Dolphinfreetuna@lemmy.world 40 points 8 months ago
[-] Stretch2m@lemm.ee 6 points 8 months ago

Underappreciated comment.

[-] taiyang@lemmy.world 32 points 8 months ago

"Everything reminds me of... him."

[-] Thann@lemmy.ml 26 points 8 months ago

They look more like a fungus than a plant

[-] wesker@lemmy.sdf.org 15 points 8 months ago

Is fungus differentiated from plants? Honest question, not a smartass one.

[-] hperrin@lemmy.world 46 points 8 months ago

The four kingdoms of eukaryotes are:

  • Animals
  • Plants
  • Fungi
  • Protists

So, taxonomically, plants are as different from fungi as they are from animals.

Above that is the domains of life:

  • Eukaryotes (all of the above)
  • Bacteria
  • Archaea

Then above that:

  • Cellular life (all of the above)
  • Viruses
  • Viroids
  • Obelisks (Potentially. Just announced last month.)
[-] wesker@lemmy.sdf.org 10 points 8 months ago

Wild. Thanks for the terminology. I'm about to go down a Google rabbit hole now.

[-] Thann@lemmy.ml 6 points 8 months ago

And then you got yer prions, which are just self-replicating proteins, and not considered living, but worth mentioning because they kinda act like it.

[-] Shou@lemmy.world 5 points 8 months ago

They don't self-replicate. They interact with well-folded versions of the protein. Causing them to unfold and aggregate into plaques.

[-] Thann@lemmy.ml 3 points 8 months ago

yeah, so they are similar to viruses in that they cant self-replicate because they need something very specific to attach onto to replicate.

[-] Cort@lemmy.world 6 points 8 months ago

Got any links on obelisks? Can't find anything other than articles on Egyptian sandstone monuments

[-] Gumbyyy@lemmy.world 7 points 8 months ago

Yes - they are completely different.

[-] wesker@lemmy.sdf.org 2 points 8 months ago

I hope to god they at least are still considered flora?

[-] sharkfucker420@lemmy.ml 10 points 8 months ago

They are not, mushrooms are more closely related to animals

[-] wesker@lemmy.sdf.org 8 points 8 months ago

So that's why they scream and beg for their lives while I'm cooking.

[-] GoosLife@lemmy.world 5 points 8 months ago

Yes that's what animals and mushrooms have in common.

[-] sharkfucker420@lemmy.ml 4 points 8 months ago

This is the reality, you're making them suffer. You monster

[-] Everythingispenguins@lemmy.world 4 points 8 months ago

Which is a fact that for some reason I will never be fully okay with.

[-] HeyMrDeadMan@lemmy.world 20 points 8 months ago

Stinkhorns. There's an entire family of stinky dick mushrooms.

[-] shalafi@lemmy.world 3 points 8 months ago

Thanks! I finally got an ID on some wild looking fungi I found last month!

[-] Taniwha420@lemmy.world 2 points 8 months ago

I figured. With a shape like that they could only be Phalloides.

[-] Mr_Dr_Oink@lemmy.world 20 points 8 months ago

Phallusium chodecum

[-] Tangent5280@lemmy.world 15 points 8 months ago

Sufficiently large mushrooms.

[-] mhredox@lemmy.world 13 points 8 months ago

I believe the scientific name is biggus dickus

[-] instamat@lemmy.world 13 points 8 months ago

Organic nature pegs

[-] PeterPoopshit@lemmy.world 12 points 8 months ago

Circumcision leftovers

[-] Slovene@feddit.nl 10 points 8 months ago

Smegmushroom

[-] HootinNHollerin@lemmy.world 10 points 8 months ago

Penis Envy psychedelic mushroom?

[-] KairuByte@lemmy.dbzer0.com 3 points 8 months ago

No, definitely not.

As an aside never eat mushrooms unless you know for certain what they are.

[-] Mango@lemmy.world 2 points 8 months ago
[-] MeDuViNoX@sh.itjust.works 9 points 8 months ago

We called them Dead Man's Fingers, but I'm not sure.

[-] ouRKaoS@lemmy.today 9 points 8 months ago

Bellend mushrooms

[-] orivar@lemmy.dbzer0.com 8 points 8 months ago
[-] bobs_monkey@lemm.ee 7 points 8 months ago* (last edited 8 months ago)

Fungcocks, indigenous to your nightstand drawer

[-] EdibleFriend@lemmy.world 5 points 8 months ago

Homewrecker.

[-] GroundedGator@lemmy.world 4 points 8 months ago

I take it you haven't seen Saltburn.

[-] Slow@lemmy.today 3 points 8 months ago

I remembered Mr. Garrison's book from South Park and his book "Penis Valley".

[-] DarkThoughts@fedia.io 0 points 8 months ago

Everyone making penis comparisons really just reveal that they have tiny micro penises.

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