how did he not know who Steve Jobs was?

Fun fact: Oil mostly comes from the a mass extinction event involving cyanobacteria, not dinosaurs. We just can't stop calling them fossil fuels.

Kodos

I'm voting for coyote. His approval rating is catching up to roadrunners, I'm sure of it.

I knew it was too good to be true when she said she was starting to feel me. No es perfecto 😣

I think it speaks to his style of arguing. He doesn't commit to anything, so he can't be caught in the wrong on anything. He's free to take pot shots at his opponents while never giving them an opportunity to hold him accountable for his wrongheaded BS.

I don't see the problem. Even with all those venom glands, it should still be less than 3 ounces of liquid.

No nead to frake out about it.

And it's behind a paywall. Chef's kiss.

One of my college friend's FAVORITE musician was the Boss, and she refused to go to his free concert opening for Obama. It was hilarious; she was absolutely torn in half all weekend.

Sounds like running an email through translationparty.com

Idk why I overlooked the comma, but I definitely read that like a pirate talking to his bidet.