Leather clothes, at that.

Oh shit, same here! Were you surprised to learn how much basic stuff you didn't know?

Thats not how this works, you tell me what I want and then I complain about it in some way before ultimately caving in cause everyone else seems to be doing it

Garfield Kart is the shiiiiiiiit

The "And his friends" seems like ai to me too. Not a huge deal since its just a quick aggregated list, but still fun to try and spot

Read this in my head like Arnold said it.

We just need one staff member, possible a janitorial one, to come in and take all his special lift shoes and high heels.

Tell Manny, his "ice cream's" here.

But of course, you're auto-opted into personalized ads and the majority of users couldn't be bothered to figure out how to opt out

Triskaidekaphobia

When she says she wants to be dominated and you find out what she really means

The ones that successfully meet up, at least