[-] SurfinBird@lemmy.ca 35 points 5 months ago

Have you seen the couple that both get out of the car at the gas station and have to collaborate way too much to work the pumps?

[-] SurfinBird@lemmy.ca 55 points 8 months ago

This is the famous 16th century painting “Adam & Eve & Steve.”

[-] SurfinBird@lemmy.ca 51 points 9 months ago

First season of X-Files was weird.

[-] SurfinBird@lemmy.ca 45 points 1 year ago

How else can they get hand jobs?

Sorry I’ll let myself out.

[-] SurfinBird@lemmy.ca 40 points 1 year ago

Can someone please say what it is so I don’t have to watch this video?

[-] SurfinBird@lemmy.ca 46 points 1 year ago

Please tell me these pictures are from a horror movie and that’s an evil doll or robot or something.

[-] SurfinBird@lemmy.ca 34 points 1 year ago

There’s a shortage of sexy therapists

[-] SurfinBird@lemmy.ca 44 points 1 year ago

Birth of a new captcha

[-] SurfinBird@lemmy.ca 35 points 1 year ago

When the light is green, the smork is clean

[-] SurfinBird@lemmy.ca 34 points 1 year ago

That totally leads to Narnia

[-] SurfinBird@lemmy.ca 46 points 2 years ago

Avoid those. Call the restaurant directly or use their website. Because capitalism.

[-] SurfinBird@lemmy.ca 33 points 2 years ago

Do you have a vibrator in your butt?

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