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[-] rockSlayer@lemmy.world 19 points 2 hours ago

I'm ace. All I want are cuddles and garlic bread. For some reason it's considered an ethics violation for therapists to cuddle with clients

[-] LostXOR@fedia.io 11 points 1 hour ago

Have you considered cuddling with garlic bread? Solves both problems at once!

[-] 3laws@lemmy.world 2 points 30 minutes ago

The Onion: Florida ace autistic man is the first to marry full human size garlic bread waifu pillow. Red Bull is the official sponsor of the wedding.

[-] gnuplusmatt@reddthat.com 16 points 2 hours ago

the second income is good too

[-] EatMyPixelDust@lemmy.blahaj.zone 19 points 3 hours ago

It's far less messy than having sex with your therapist

[-] KyuubiNoKitsune@lemmy.blahaj.zone 27 points 3 hours ago

I have 2 therapists and was going to a lot of sex parties, still wanted an SO.

[-] Pippipartner@discuss.tchncs.de 6 points 3 hours ago

I would take either.

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