I live in DC, so my vote doesn't really matter. So I'll be leaving the president spot blank, and just voting for the most left non-incumbents I can on city council, ed board, etc etc.

Lmao at “out of posts”

Someone should probably do something about that huh

Praying for him, Amber, and his daughter. At first I thought Will was doing a bit about him being in the hospital afflicted with the serious medical condition of fatherhood or something, as a way to say they're late because his kid was born and he's going on paternity leave. Worst shit always happens to the best people.

The biggest surprise is it took this long tbh

Lmfao sorry man. There’s no way I, as a consumer, am going to do shit about this. Even if I take this “organized shop lifting crime wave” nonsense seriously, the idea that it’s on regular ass people just going to pick up some pencils to potentially put themselves in harms way for their bottom line is so fucked lol.

yawnj

Living in DC is wild because the way people in the VA and MD suburbs post about it, you’d think our situation is indistinguishable from Port Au Prince.

labor theory of value but it's for kids: how hard you worked during sex = the value of the child

Can't believe Good Burger would lie to me like this!

If this shit doesn’t convince libs that these states need just straight up military occupation then I don’t know what will. Long past time to finish reconstruction.