People thought the world was actually ending

When I heard about megalopolis I thought Coppola was remaking this movie

You may want to use a higher resolution image if you want to demonstrate this effectively

This guy definitely read "The Game" and thought he was successfully negging

What, nobody read it before it was published? Whenever I've tried to publish anything it gets picked over with a fine toothed comb. But somehow they missed an entire paragraph of the AI equivalent of that joke from parks and rec: "I googled your symptoms and it looks like you have 'network connectivity issues'"

Anecdotally I agree. Back when all I knew about Tesla was that they made fancy electric cars, I dreamed of the day I'd be able to afford one. Now I'm looking to buy a new car this year and I won't even take a Tesla on a test drive.

I wish whoever maintains this bot would figure out how to stop it from stating the same information 3-4 times in the title and the body of the post

They don't mention it causing turmoil at Xitter, presumably because they are already at maximum turmoil capacity

Any maps app that, when you set a route, lets you decide "don't give me any directions until I get to X step" and/or "don't give any directions after X step". I dont like hearing the navigation when I don't need it, and that would save me from having to open or close the navigation while I'm still driving.

As someone else has said before, Taylor Swift could tweet "Bring me the head of Ron Desantis" and he would be dead in a week.

Damn, I hadnt even thought about that. A class on Unity right now would be only a month in, and those professors are probably agonizing over whether to continue teaching a course on an engine that might not even be a relevant skill by the time the semester is over, or desperately try to switch gears and teach something completely different. I don't envy that decision, prepping a new course in the middle of a semester is a nightmare

Guiliani doesn't elaborate on other times the red sea was parted

Made me laugh