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My vagina (lemmy.world)
submitted 2 days ago by TaylorSwiftsHemorrhoid@lemmy.world to c/lemmyshitpost@lemmy.world
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Looking forward to bikini season (lemmy.world)
submitted 1 week ago by TaylorSwiftsHemorrhoid@lemmy.world to c/lemmyshitpost@lemmy.world
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My porn tastes are getting weirder (lemmy.world)
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no complaints tho by TaylorSwiftsHemorrhoid in c/lemmyshitpost@lemmy.world
[-] TaylorSwiftsHemorrhoid@lemmy.world 17 points 2 weeks ago

So you’re the bitch that people say is classier than me.

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Story of my life (lemmy.world)
submitted 2 weeks ago by TaylorSwiftsHemorrhoid@lemmy.world to c/lemmyshitpost@lemmy.world
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I'm licensed but now I need the cure (lemmy.world)
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Hope it's a blizzard tonight by TaylorSwiftsHemorrhoid in c/lemmyshitpost@lemmy.world
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Hope it's a blizzard tonight (lemmy.world)
submitted 2 weeks ago by TaylorSwiftsHemorrhoid@lemmy.world to c/lemmyshitpost@lemmy.world
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I poured milk on my pussy but it didn't help (lemmy.world)
submitted 3 weeks ago by TaylorSwiftsHemorrhoid@lemmy.world to c/lemmyshitpost@lemmy.world
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Words to live my life by by TaylorSwiftsHemorrhoid in c/lemmyshitpost@lemmy.world
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Words to live my life by (lemmy.world)
submitted 3 weeks ago by TaylorSwiftsHemorrhoid@lemmy.world to c/lemmyshitpost@lemmy.world
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Going to the club tonight to try to make this reality. by TaylorSwiftsHemorrhoid in c/lemmyshitpost@lemmy.world
[-] TaylorSwiftsHemorrhoid@lemmy.world 10 points 3 weeks ago

I don’t even want to know their names.

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Going to the club tonight to try to make this reality. (lemmy.world)
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God it's been 4 days (lemmy.world)
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Makes me so wet thinking about it (lemmy.world)
submitted 1 month ago by TaylorSwiftsHemorrhoid@lemmy.world to c/lemmyshitpost@lemmy.world
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So hungover and so horny by TaylorSwiftsHemorrhoid in c/lemmyshitpost@lemmy.world
[-] TaylorSwiftsHemorrhoid@lemmy.world 1 points 1 month ago

I'm looking for dick not a pussy.

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So hungover and so horny (lemmy.world)
submitted 1 month ago by TaylorSwiftsHemorrhoid@lemmy.world to c/lemmyshitpost@lemmy.world
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My FWB is still ignoring me so I'm sexting with my dealer by TaylorSwiftsHemorrhoid in c/lemmyshitpost@lemmy.world
[-] TaylorSwiftsHemorrhoid@lemmy.world 12 points 1 month ago

If you’re good at something why do it for free?

My FWB is still ignoring me so I'm sexting with my dealer by TaylorSwiftsHemorrhoid in c/lemmyshitpost@lemmy.world
[-] TaylorSwiftsHemorrhoid@lemmy.world 5 points 1 month ago

Some dick or some good blow I'd be happy either way.

Mood by TaylorSwiftsHemorrhoid in c/lemmyshitpost@lemmy.world
Me after 3 shots of vodka by TaylorSwiftsHemorrhoid in c/lemmyshitpost@lemmy.world
[-] TaylorSwiftsHemorrhoid@lemmy.world 2 points 1 month ago

No i want more vodka first.

Or a glazed doughnut idk by TaylorSwiftsHemorrhoid in c/lemmyshitpost@lemmy.world
[-] TaylorSwiftsHemorrhoid@lemmy.world 1 points 1 month ago

Makes me feel loved and useful.

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