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Story of my life
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Mark this nsfw plz, due to the pfp in the image
I'm a chef man
Ski-bi dibby dib yo da dub dub
Yo da dub dub
Have a wank, have a Kit Kat. Rinse, repeat.
I can help with the latter, got 12 tonnes of the stuff as a deal recently
Have you considered joining the military industrial complex?
Yes, I decided I'd rather do just about anything else.
Well then there's no pleasing you
Suffer in silence.
Like the rest of us is.
True.
Do you have hands and a stable internet connection?
You could start gardening, there are a lot of tutorials online. And its so nice to fuck among flowers.
Same here. Also having a catheter for 4 weeks after surgery on my urethra so also can't get out of the house and can't have sex or jerk off. The longer I have this situation, the more woodies I get at night, which hurt and wake me up. I'm 2 weeks in, 2 more weeks to go. I'm boooooored!
That's fucking rough. Can't they like give you anti-horny pills or something? Shit
Meet me at the Eiffel tower. I'll be the one carrying 5 litres of lube.
engage in manual labor
I want to believe that pfp is a woman but I have a good feeling it’s a bussy
I tend to suggest Kobold AI instead of healthy human interaction.
Go out for a 10 km run
found the 23 year old with no bitches.
Removed what?
Get a better instance, .ml censors swears.
Wait, some instances fucking do that? Wow.
They're 26 now, if their username is their birth year
Still no bitches tho.
this post was submitted on 12 Apr 2026
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