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[-] Gonzako@lemmy.world 11 points 1 month ago

Damn, we've got a whole new generation of horny posters

[-] blimthepixie@lemmy.dbzer0.com 1 points 1 month ago

It's the same person surely

[-] Gonzako@lemmy.world 1 points 1 month ago

I think youre only seeing the creamy white covering

[-] Denjin@feddit.uk 1 points 1 month ago

Given the name, pretty sure it's SatansMaggotyCumfart

[-] blimthepixie@lemmy.dbzer0.com 1 points 1 month ago

Fair point. It follows suit...

The other contender uses a name followed by a number

[-] CapuccinoCoretto@lemmy.world 1 points 1 month ago

Yes, but don't call me Shirley.

[-] bellly@sopuli.xyz 1 points 1 month ago

Smh everyone knows that the filling is the best part :3

[-] homes@piefed.world 1 points 1 month ago* (last edited 1 month ago)

Yeah, cum is way better on the inside

Edit: feeling my buddy blast his load inside of me is my reward for being good 😛

Makes me feel loved and useful.

[-] homes@piefed.world 1 points 1 month ago* (last edited 1 month ago)

And less messy

After my balls are empty, the first thing I’m thinking is, “ugh, the cleanup…”

[-] bellly@sopuli.xyz 1 points 1 month ago

Someone who gets it!!! ( ⌒o⌒)人(⌒-⌒ )v

[-] sad_detective_man@sopuli.xyz 1 points 1 month ago

Holy shit, a sleeper account! Someone is horny posting from an ancient sleeper account

[-] boboliosisjones@feddit.nu 1 points 1 month ago

A cinnamon roll should have no cum nor frosting on it.

Sincerely, Certified Swede and cinnamon roll authority

[-] sulgoth@lemmy.ca 1 points 1 month ago

I’m not sure you know how dry and bad cinnamon rolls can b e in North America and how badly they need that frosting. The cum is optional.

[-] boboliosisjones@feddit.nu 2 points 1 month ago

But frosting them is just making up for one mistake with another mistake

[-] Anarki_@lemmy.blahaj.zone 1 points 1 month ago

Not loving all the untagged NSFW if I'm honest.

Posts are good but please.

[-] finallymadeanaccount@lemmy.world 0 points 1 month ago

Do ... do cinnamon rolls need to be covered in cum now? When did that come in? Is this a JFK Jr thing?

[-] yellowbadbeast@lemmy.blahaj.zone 1 points 1 month ago

i think it's just that frosting kinda looks like cum

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