I don't know if it was just the can I had but I tried to eat sardines for the first time the other week and I have not felt that disgusted at food in a long time.
Also you have me with beans.
I love beans. Baked beans in particular. I could eat a whole can of just beans. I love beans.
Lately, I've been enjoying beans and rice. 
Google constantly does this. Never makes any sense.
uppercase letters are overrated
It depends on what you install. You can do an arch install without Wayland. I'm currently running x11 on Arch with Wayland also installed so I can switch back and forth at any time.
However, unless you like to spend time learning how Linux works, I'd just go with another distro like Nobara. It will have everything you want pre configured.
I'll always love that emote. Especially love how one figure in the back doesn't look like they are running from the roller, but are instead just a zombie (with the pose from Minecraft).
I personally just use tldr to figure out how it's done.
Suffering Simulator*
Speak for yourself 
I imagine the problem with that would be wear and tear - the sticker in particular. A native solution is just more durable, and often higher quality.
Welp time to give the hard working CEOs a well earned raise of a few billion.
while we are at it, i think we should cut costs. From where? well the biggest source of losses of course! the employee's wages! or even their entire jobs!