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It’s bad enough they gotta stink up the break room, now they’re going around making content about eating sardines and how healthy they think it is (it’s not)

Why is this a thing now? Go eat some beans nerds

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[-] FourteenEyes@hexbear.net 45 points 10 months ago

Tunacels malding over sardinechads having their time in the limelight

[-] AlpineSteakHouse@hexbear.net 41 points 10 months ago

eating sardines and how healthy they think it is (it’s not)

They are objectively nutritious and healthy. Plus they taste good if you're willing to get over yourself. You're telling on yourself with this post.

[-] Spongebobsquarejuche@hexbear.net 18 points 10 months ago

Beans are the superior snack.

[-] AlpineSteakHouse@hexbear.net 26 points 10 months ago* (last edited 10 months ago)

mfs eat canned beans with 24g of sugar per serving to talk about how much they like the taste of beans

[-] dannoffs@hexbear.net 10 points 10 months ago

It's not even close. No one has ever tried to convince me to try some beans because the swear they're "not that bean-y"

[-] AlpineSteakHouse@hexbear.net 17 points 10 months ago

What do you know, another mayo refusing to eat something because it has a strong flavor.

Have you ever tried non-seasoned beans? May as well be a literal cracker with how tasteless they are.

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[-] WithoutFurtherBelay@hexbear.net 10 points 10 months ago

beans are very bean-y and that’s why they’re great

they’re like savory gushers, eat that shit now

[-] dannoffs@hexbear.net 7 points 10 months ago

My point exactly. Everyone loves beans.

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[-] LaGG_3@hexbear.net 38 points 10 months ago

geordi-no Opening sardines in the break room

geordi-yes Opening surströmming in an executive's office

[-] GinAndJuche@hexbear.net 25 points 10 months ago

Maximizing my break room popularity by assembling a sardine curry before nuking it into oblivion.

[-] LaGG_3@hexbear.net 17 points 10 months ago

Crack open a durian for dessert

[-] GinAndJuche@hexbear.net 14 points 10 months ago

Food $200 Data $150 Rent $800 Canned Lutefisk $3,600 Utility $150 someone who is good at the economy please help me budget this. my family is dying

[-] DengistDonnieDarko@hexbear.net 21 points 10 months ago

Canned fish is good, actually

[-] FuckyWucky@hexbear.net 20 points 10 months ago
[-] Dirt_Owl@hexbear.net 18 points 10 months ago

Beans for everyone! bean

[-] skeletorsass@hexbear.net 16 points 10 months ago

Canned fish 😋

[-] SpiderFarmer@hexbear.net 16 points 10 months ago

I like canned fish, but I eat that stuff at home.

[-] Huldra@hexbear.net 10 points 10 months ago

Obviously thats the way to do it, like open and drain it if you're gonna bring it somewhere afterwards.

I struggle to not make a mess taking mackerel out of the can at home, couldnt imagine eating it straight out of the can at work.

[-] frogbellyratbone_@hexbear.net 15 points 10 months ago* (last edited 10 months ago)

i eat canned sardines all the time... they are super healthy but yes they are gross af and smell awful

[-] 7bicycles@hexbear.net 7 points 10 months ago
[-] frogbellyratbone_@hexbear.net 5 points 10 months ago

both accounts? i said 3 things tho

grumpy-lizard

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[-] fox@hexbear.net 15 points 10 months ago

Oh, we're vagueposting about the fruit struggle session now?

[-] Budwig_v_1337hoven@hexbear.net 17 points 10 months ago

pretty sure this is a direct response to my positive comment about sardines a few days ago. Even got a reply from OP there, calling me an idiot michael-laugh

[-] Ram_The_Manparts@hexbear.net 9 points 10 months ago

Lmao amazing

[-] SpiderFarmer@hexbear.net 5 points 10 months ago

I'm just processing the comments discussing on what Kingdom krill belongs to. I thought the Aberdeen Bestiary had that sorted out a while ago.

[-] Tayphix@hexbear.net 13 points 10 months ago

I don't know if it was just the can I had but I tried to eat sardines for the first time the other week and I have not felt that disgusted at food in a long time.

Also you have me with beans.
spongebob-i-fucking-love I love beans. Baked beans in particular. I could eat a whole can of just beans. I love beans.
Lately, I've been enjoying beans and rice. bean

Sardines aren't even in the top 10 of disgusting canned fish, and only gets there if we disqualify all Scandinavian candidates.

[-] 7bicycles@hexbear.net 6 points 10 months ago

marinate some giant white beans in tomato puree, olive oil and whatever fitting spices & herbs you desire for a day and go to flavortown

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[-] Nationalgoatism@hexbear.net 12 points 10 months ago

I've never seen posts about canned sardines, but honestly canned fish is quite good. Sardines are pretty good but mackerel and Herring are even better if you can find them.

[-] Grandpa_garbagio@hexbear.net 9 points 10 months ago

Kippers + good spicy mustard + apricot jam + crackers

[-] ComradeChairmanKGB@lemmygrad.ml 9 points 10 months ago* (last edited 10 months ago)

Mustard and jam? How does that not clash really badly?

[-] bubbalu@hexbear.net 12 points 10 months ago

You're being too sacred with sweet flavor and the fruit-savory-segregation. Start putting jams everything gets better. Girled chese? jam. Soup? jam. It's like how bullion is the salt with flavor.. Jam is the sweet with flavor. A little sweet with bite? Wow! A little sweet with bite and a nice tasty fish? WOW!

[-] odmroz@hexbear.net 5 points 10 months ago* (last edited 10 months ago)

Tagline!

What a good comment

[-] bubbalu@hexbear.net 4 points 10 months ago

I'm honored.

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[-] Grandpa_garbagio@hexbear.net 11 points 10 months ago* (last edited 10 months ago)

Dunno, the fish somehow makes it work. If I hadn't tried it I wouldn't believe it either

[-] 7bicycles@hexbear.net 13 points 10 months ago

In a functioning society trying out that combination would award you a service medal for advancing society

[-] Grandpa_garbagio@hexbear.net 7 points 10 months ago* (last edited 10 months ago)

The fervor of my comrades guided my hands as it headed towards my palate

(swear to fucking god it rules, if you're a fish eater try it with a charcuterie setup, helps it not feel as weird)

[-] Huldra@hexbear.net 9 points 10 months ago

That's not a real social media community, come on.

[-] LeylaLove@hexbear.net 9 points 10 months ago

Counterpoint: Fish sauce and Worcherster sauce are just canned fish left to sit for a long time.

[-] betelgeuse@hexbear.net 9 points 10 months ago

Beans, 'dines, and 'tines.

[-] iridaniotter@hexbear.net 8 points 10 months ago

They even make fancy canned beans. Like the Greek gigantes beans in tomato sauce. Yum

[-] aaaaaaadjsf@hexbear.net 8 points 10 months ago

Canned pilchards in tomato sauce is a South African tradition at this point, especially in sandwiches.

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[-] Maoo@hexbear.net 7 points 10 months ago

It's a conspiracy to convince the average prole that tapas are food.

[-] sooper_dooper_roofer@hexbear.net 6 points 10 months ago

The Mediterranean is Northwest Eurasia's toilet and everything that comes from there tastes bad

[-] Saeculum@hexbear.net 4 points 10 months ago

Don't forget Northern Africa. 300 million people's worth of sewage straight into the Med.

[-] sooper_dooper_roofer@hexbear.net 6 points 10 months ago

people try to shittalk the Indian Ocean but it's 5x deeper, 5x bigger, and gets 5x more rain
and isn't a literal bowl with no inlet or outlet

All the fish I've had from the Med tastes bad and I believe this is the reason

[-] tactical_trans_karen@hexbear.net 5 points 10 months ago

You're wrong about sardines and you should feel bad.

You are correct about beans, but you should still feel bad.

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[-] bigboopballs@hexbear.net 5 points 10 months ago

I fuckin love canned tuna (skipjack or light, not albacore so much).

I've only tried a canned fish besides tuna or salmon once, it was sardines and I didn't like it. I'd kind of like to try other canned fish but I'm afraid I'll be disappointed again.

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