Friend of mine sent me this, lol.

The API-copalypse last year.

Absolutely disgusting behavior.

Aaah, the rockstar developer. The asshole feared by all sysadmin department. The fucker that pushes untested shit to production on Friday afternoon before disappearing off the grid. The son of a bitch that, while everyone is scrambling to restore production to be stable in between Friday and Saturday morning, is enjoying is life? The one that everyone knows would have been better if his mother swallowed that night, that on Monday morning is surprised and enraged that all his accounts are locked out?

That rockstar developer?

Sorry, got some issues with that living stain of shit.

Woooooosh

I also told her that boys don't fantasize about looking cute and girly

Why not? Should we still go with the stereotype that boys need to hate the color pink? That they need to love working with cars and being good at DYI?
Leave your friend be.

Not sure this fits. The guy is clearly Korean.

Absolutely insane.

Your comment instead displays (pun intended) a lack of understanding on business. Samsung doesn't only makes phone, they have whole divisions making everything. Guess what: they also have a division that creates screens.