What a spread. Beautiful, beautiful image. God Bless The United States!
Cheetos? Yeah, I like cheetos. I used to keep them stocked in Trump Hotel. Chester the Cheetah was an important figure in America for a long time. Before all this woke nonsense took over.
This is a really excellent question. Thank you for asking it. Thank you for serving our incredible country, The United States of America.
Trust me, when I become President of the United States you will have your choice of women. They won't be able to resist you. It's true! When they find out you're a patriot who helped restore America to it's former glory no woman would ever reject you. That's the Trump Guarantee.
Ha! Nice try, troll!
Unlike Sleepy Joe, I don't need to dope up before a debate. That was 100% real Trump energy you saw! Was it too much for your little mind?
Maybe you should try a little drug called "life"!
My favourite musical -and you'd know this if you read Think Like a Billionaire- is Andrew Lloyd Webber's Evita. Wonderful show. Very funny!
I will never- and I mean NEVER return to Twitter. I am fully committed to Truth Social!
I love all of our beautiful, beautiful soldiers. They're fighting for us you know. They sacrifice everything for our beautiful country. And Joe Biden is going to let their sacrifice be for nothing!
We're going to do it folks, and here's what we're going to do. We're going to stop the crooked vegans and return the price of American groceries - which have soared under Biden, by the way - We're going to stop the vegans and save Americans thousands of Dollars. It's true, we will! As for the milk, I prefer 2%.
We are going to build a great wall across the Mexican border. And Mexico is going to pay for it! We are going to build a wall and shut down the border until we figure out what the hell is going on!
Now Biden's border bill. It's nothing. Sleepy Joe WISHES he could write a border bill as good as team Trump! It's true!
Now look here, MaxOS. I'm no doctor, but you should get that seen by one... I'll tell you that much... my Lord... fingers growing... that's unnatural... As President of the United States I promise I will only have TEN FINGERS!!!
Sorry Rojo27, I forgot to include my response to your excellent question.
One time I saw Joe dead on the ground. I thought his heart stopped! I walked up to him and asked him what happened and he told me he was practising his golf swing!
Well Jesus, Joe! How many times did you swing the damn club? He told me - and this is all true by the way - Sleepy Joe told me he had only swung it once! His wife came and carried him home. Sad!
This is an excellent question Rojo27. Thank you for asking.
I would have, but CNN wouldn't let me. They told me "Please President Trump! We really want to hold this debate for you, but Joe won't show up unless you promise to go easy on him!". So I had no choice, folks! They would have ended the debate if I had went all out! That wouldn't have been fair to all the Patriots watching! You're welcome!
NOT GONNA HAPPEN!