[-] Tixanou@lemm.ee 5 points 1 day ago

The proportions are weird (everyone is much taller than 2 blocks), the extremely saturated world looks weird, the green-screen looks awful, why the hell is Jack Black Steve

This genuinely looks very cheap

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[-] Tixanou@lemm.ee 6 points 3 days ago* (last edited 3 days ago)
[-] Tixanou@lemm.ee 1 points 3 days ago

I see where you're coming from, and while I agree that Jesus was born in Bethlehem and that Rome ruled over Spain, I still feel that connecting them doesn't quite work for me. The geographical link is there, but the historical and cultural contexts are pretty different imo

[-] Tixanou@lemm.ee 7 points 3 days ago* (last edited 3 days ago)

Actually yeah you're right i'm sorry, here's the sources:

2 - https://youtu.be/E_JKBxgeNpk
3 - https://youtu.be/Nqbn_2vPuH4
4 - https://youtu.be/oepZEt8Xybw
6 - https://youtu.be/HJCOqDMim4E

I didn't find videos for the 1st and the 5th but the 5th can be found here https://runrun.es/investigacion/287990/las-54-frases-mas-celebres-de-maduro-para-festejar-su-cumpleanos/?tztc=1 and here https://citas.in/frases/2017221-nicolas-maduro-mucha-coincidencia-que-maten-a-alguien-y-al-dia-si/

and the 1st apparently is from Brooke Shields??? I swear I read somewhere that it was Maduro who said that... it does sound like something Maduro would say though... anyway...

[-] Tixanou@lemm.ee 3 points 3 days ago* (last edited 3 days ago)

You can find a couple of yt videos of these by searching for "nicolas maduro frases graciosas" or something

But yeah, they're (sadly) real

[-] Tixanou@lemm.ee 3 points 3 days ago
[-] Tixanou@lemm.ee 74 points 4 days ago* (last edited 3 days ago)

Here's a few other phrases i really like from him:

~~Smoking kills you, and if you die you have lost a very important part of your life.~~

The cold war of 1715

What is a gremlin? It's a monster that hates christmas

The 35 hours of the day

It is too much of a coincidence that someone is killed and the next day he is dead.

Jesus Christ was Palestinian and was crucified by the Spanish Empire

... Yeah, he's very intelligent, as you can see

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[-] Tixanou@lemm.ee 1 points 6 days ago

This confirms, once again, that Chile is the best country of Chile

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[-] Tixanou@lemm.ee 125 points 3 weeks ago

Ohh so it's the NSA that my failed sudos are reported to!

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submitted 3 weeks ago* (last edited 3 weeks ago) by Tixanou@lemm.ee to c/lemmyshitpost@lemmy.world

Please don't ask why I need this.

The food has to be something I can easily find.

EDIT: Please stop asking because I am not telling anyone the reason.

EDIT 2: I lost. You guys purposefully made me poop I'm never doing this shit again

[-] Tixanou@lemm.ee 39 points 3 weeks ago

I am quite famous in my house. Pretty much everyone here knows me.

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Video: https://youtube.com/watch?v=ttiPXRY1y7o

Short: https://youtube.com/shorts/79JGM891Mlw

This is hilarious lmao

And apparently he's already made these kinds of ads before

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[-] Tixanou@lemm.ee 105 points 2 months ago

I aint reading allatπŸ’€πŸ’€πŸ’€πŸ’€πŸ’€πŸ’€πŸ’€

Like if gay is bad and u a sigma (YT shorts raised me)
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