[-] Twinkletoes@lemm.ee 93 points 3 months ago

Secret Tunnel 🎶

[-] Twinkletoes@lemm.ee 71 points 3 months ago

Why doesn’t the larger continent simply eat the smaller ones?

[-] Twinkletoes@lemm.ee 55 points 3 months ago

"Here's all you have to know about men and women: women are crazy, men are stupid. And the main reason women are crazy is that men are stupid."

~ George Carlin

[-] Twinkletoes@lemm.ee 91 points 3 months ago

More than Trump

[-] Twinkletoes@lemm.ee 67 points 4 months ago

I mean, duh?

[-] Twinkletoes@lemm.ee 41 points 4 months ago

Yeah. Keep them kids out of the library. They should be at home on the internet where they will only be exposed to wholesome content.

[-] Twinkletoes@lemm.ee 40 points 6 months ago

Cannabis plants and grow lights

[-] Twinkletoes@lemm.ee 53 points 6 months ago

Goldene, goldene, goldeeeeene…

[-] Twinkletoes@lemm.ee 55 points 8 months ago

Eating a whole rotisserie chicken with my bare hands while drinking wine out of a goblet and tossing the bones onto the floor for the dogs to fight over as entertainment.

[-] Twinkletoes@lemm.ee 46 points 8 months ago

Sleepy Joe is too woke!

[-] Twinkletoes@lemm.ee 37 points 8 months ago

Straight like spaghetti

[-] Twinkletoes@lemm.ee 53 points 1 year ago

Dwayne Diesel

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Twinkletoes

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