Thinking about it more, there is one area of overlap: the genitals 😆

As a white person in a committed relationship with a black person, no. It's always a trap! Never say it! (Jk I know everyone is different, but I will never)

Twink = a stereotypically feminine and waifish gay man, with usually a low amount / no body hair. Source: me, a homo

Not sure where burgers come in. Might have been someone making a joke

Megalodon is a good client, forked from a recent version of the official Mastodon app for Android (which is a fine client in itself). Megalodon also supports some extra features that some instances opt for via a forked backend, but it's fully compatible with all instances. Here's are some good place to find instances https://mastodon.fediverse.observer/list https://fedidb.org/software/mastodon

And they're telling you you're wrong. Biden campaigned on getting stuff done and he got stuff done. Don't project your pessimism onto everyone else, it's not helpful

Project 2025 disagrees. Fascism is a direct threat to us right now

it did ruin a mission to Mars once though

It's not a frozen wasteland lol

I press my whole hand into the keyboard hitting like 20 keys probably

No that's just a basset hound. Their neck skin is very loose and would bunch up in that position

This drug will only be administered to dogs who are at least 7 years old and 40+ lbs

You should consider switching to Megalodon. It's a fork of the official Mastodon app so it's already what you're used to but adds features like following and pinning hashtags as we as supporting markdown in posts (if your instance is using glitch-soc)