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[-] Nemo@slrpnk.net 63 points 2 months ago

not anymore, my wife made me get a haircut

on the plus side, I now look more like someone she would have sex with

[-] Una@europe.pub 29 points 2 months ago

Something tells me she knew what she was doing with making you get a haircut

[-] Nemo@slrpnk.net 27 points 2 months ago

she did, which is why I listened when she told me it was time

[-] SharkAttak@kbin.melroy.org 34 points 2 months ago

I'm glad that as a straight, this doesn't apply to me, cause I have a twin brother and would've made for an awkward question.

[-] slaneesh_is_right@lemmy.org 6 points 2 months ago

Somehow i wonder what the odds are of a twin being straight while the other is gay. Or if the odds are higher for both twins to be gay?

[-] BigBrainBrett2517@lemmy.world 4 points 2 months ago

I have a client who's SO's twin brother is not gay. I don't know what the odds are, of course, but this is proof that it can occur! I suppose it goes without saying they cannot be identical.

[-] Evkob@lemmy.ca 25 points 2 months ago

I'm super cute, generally a mess, and emotionally unavailable.

I'm definitely my type.

[-] NONE_dc@lemmy.world 12 points 2 months ago

That's the attitude!

[-] CarbonatedPastaSauce@lemmy.world 6 points 2 months ago

Pretty sure I dated you for a couple weeks last month.

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[-] DoubleDongle@lemmy.world 25 points 2 months ago

I think I kinda did ten or fifteen years ago, but I'm a bear/dad now and I'm much more into rugged women than rugged men. My taste in men runs twink-ish, usually.

My wife has aged similarly though, which very much works for me.

[-] NONE_dc@lemmy.world 12 points 2 months ago

That's fair, My taste in men also leans more towards twinks, and currently I look kind of twink-y. But maybe if I keep gaining weight and muscle, while I don't think I'll end up looking "bad", maybe I'll stop being my type.

[-] USSMojave@startrek.website 23 points 2 months ago

I'm an androgynous twink who is into bears. There is no overlap

[-] weeeeum@lemmy.world 9 points 2 months ago

I'm a bear into androgynous twinks. There is also no overlap

[-] USSMojave@startrek.website 5 points 2 months ago

Thinking about it more, there is one area of overlap: the genitals πŸ˜†

[-] weeeeum@lemmy.world 3 points 2 months ago

I'm not turned on by my bits, but I definitely like my butt (and other peoples butts)

[-] tomsh@lemmy.ml 20 points 2 months ago

Not gay but I have sex with my arm regularly

[-] dumblederp@aussie.zone 9 points 2 months ago

Yeah but I'm thinking about someone else's arm.

[-] CarbonatedPastaSauce@lemmy.world 20 points 2 months ago

No. I have a type and I'm not it.

[-] Witchfire@lemmy.world 16 points 2 months ago* (last edited 2 months ago)

No

I have a type. I'm not that type.

[-] CelloMike@lemmy.world 15 points 2 months ago

My husband and I have been mistaken for brothers before so... Yeah

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[-] PrivateNoob@sopuli.xyz 12 points 2 months ago
[-] illi@lemm.ee 15 points 2 months ago

In that case... go fuck yourself!

[-] slaneesh_is_right@lemmy.org 11 points 2 months ago

Respectfully

[-] NONE_dc@lemmy.world 5 points 2 months ago

HELL YEAH!!

[-] Kolanaki@pawb.social 12 points 2 months ago

I would totally fuck me.

[-] jessicablaze@lemmynsfw.com 10 points 2 months ago

No. Perhaps similar features but I'd want someone a bit different.

[-] grasshopper_mouse@lemmy.world 10 points 2 months ago

No, I like both men and women with dark hair/eyes/complexion and I look the complete opposite. I definitely have a type. Oddly, my brother, though straight, has the same preferences in women and he and I look alike.

[-] kcweller@feddit.nl 9 points 2 months ago
[-] NONE_dc@lemmy.world 4 points 2 months ago

On Fire!! πŸ”₯πŸ”₯πŸ”₯πŸ”₯

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[-] SoftestSapphic@lemmy.world 9 points 2 months ago* (last edited 2 months ago)
[-] uniquethrowagay@feddit.org 7 points 2 months ago

I don't like my body type at all. I thought I was unattractive to everyone until my girlfriend proved me wrong

[-] NONE_dc@lemmy.world 2 points 2 months ago

There's always someone for everyone.

[-] uniquethrowagay@feddit.org 2 points 2 months ago

It took me almost 30 years to learn that lesson but yeah.

[-] TerranFenrir@lemmy.ca 7 points 2 months ago

That definitely is the case with me (say in around 70% of cases?).

I think in my mind, people that are my type = attractive. I want to be attractive. Therefore, my ideal look = the body type I am attracted to. Thankfully, I have almost achieved my ideal "look" or whatever.

So yeah, I do look like people I have sex with usually.

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[-] baduhai@sopuli.xyz 7 points 2 months ago

Eh, I wouldn't turn myself down, but I'd certainly not go out of my way to hit on me. I'm not really my type.

[-] captainlezbian@lemmy.world 7 points 2 months ago

Yeah. I'm definitely my type

[-] RedditIsDeddit@lemmy.world 6 points 2 months ago
[-] turtlesareneat@discuss.online 14 points 2 months ago

For many gay men, the β€œDo I want to date him or be him?” Issue can cut hard, so I’m not sure it’s that weird.

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[-] NONE_dc@lemmy.world 8 points 2 months ago

Yeah, right?

[-] Walk_blesseD@lemmy.blahaj.zone 6 points 2 months ago

Absolutely. I don't have a type, but definitely find myself attractive.

[-] Semjaza@lemmynsfw.com 4 points 2 months ago

Nope, with same gender folk I find they usually have something striking or unusual in their appearance and I'm far too normal middle of the road looking to fit that.

[-] tissek@sopuli.xyz 4 points 2 months ago

I'd do me any day of the week.

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